2011: Year-end review of Islam’s most incredible fatwas
Posted: January 1, 2012 Filed under: Laughing at Islam 30 Comments »
Is it the inbreeding? Some of the Islamic world’s most fantastic fatwas include a ban on Muslim women eating phallic-shaped food like bananas as well as a fatwa giving Muslim men permission to have sex with their recently deceased wives.
al-Arabiya The first mention of the year 2011 would automatically bring to mind revolutions, ousted regimes, and disgruntled people. However, a closer look would reveal that another different feature distinguishes 2011: a whole spat of peculiar fatwas that swept through different countries in the region.
One of the weirdest and most controversial fatwas in 2011 was one issued by an Islamist preacher who lives in Europe. According to this preacher, women are prohibited from eating phallic-shaped fruits and vegetables like cucumbers, bananas, and carrots. Touching or consuming those, he argued, are bound to turn women on and make them engage in sinful fantasies.
In Egypt, religious edicts were in most cases mixed with politics. Sheikh Amr Sotouhi, head of the Islamic Preaching Committee at al-Azhar, issued in November a fatwa prohibiting fathers from marrying their daughters to members of the formerly ruling National Democratic Party owing to their “corruption.”
In Somalia, the ultraconservative al-Shabaab al-Mujahedin Movement issued a fatwa during the holy month of Ramadan prohibiting the consumption of sambousak, a triangular pastry stuffed with meat, cheese, or vegetables. The popular snack, they explained, is a symbol of the Trinity in Christianity and is therefore not to be consumed by Muslims.
In Morocco, the head of the Moroccan Association for Jurisprudence Research stirred both outrage and controversy when he issued a fatwa allowing Muslim men to have sex with their just-deceased wives under the pretext that nothing in Islam prohibits sex with corpses. This fatwa followed a series of sex-related ones issued by the same cleric.
The most outrageous fatwa in Egypt was one that came out last June and in which Egyptian preacher Mohamed al-Zoghbi said eating the meat of the jinn is permissible in Islam and left everyone wondering how anyone can get hold of them in the first place, let alone eat their meat.
Figures, lame em-breads.
What is jinn? Thks all,
There were Muslim men who asked the American Military (paraphrase) “Why can’t we get our women pregnant?”
Answer: They were screwing it in the wrong place.
No, not a joke…but you can laugh anyway.
are you kidding me? are they suffering from the DT’s? or is it a severe case of sunstroke?
islam # 1 rule No Fun For Girls
in the second picture, is allah written on the gourd/squash? is that a stem on the top of it or a fuse? is this a new way of bombing–hollow out a squash, fill it with explosives, light it up, and throw it at infidels? squashbombs? watermelons could be next.
Pure evil.
Would the islamic bloke really know the difference between screwing a dead or live islamic woman? I think not! The smell would be just as bad, and no movement.
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@Anjelina Jinn in muslim demonology – is a spirit, lower than the angels, who could appear in animal or human form and influence men whether in good or evil ways. These are the guys that locked away in lamps and bottles and fulfill wishes of Aladdin and the likes.
I think we are too hard on our progressively thinking muslim friends: Consuming eating phallic-shaped fruits and vegetables is allowed if closely related men (father or husband) peel and slice those sinful veggies for their daughters and wives. See? They want them to eat their veggies, just not look or touch them when they are in their shameless original shape. Awww! Aren’t they sweet and caring?
Mohammed was a necrophile.
Mohammed had sex in the grave of his dead aunt, so necrophilia is normative Islam, rather than an aberration.
NECROPHILIA is ‘GOOD’ because Mohammed did it.
Islam is for non-analytical morons who accept whatever the dopey mullahs say without question.
50 generations of inbreeding has A LOT to do with it.
Liz,
Even better is the “snuke” that dhimmi Hillary Clinton has. Refer to appropriate ‘South Park’ episode for clarification. That reminds me of CAIR complaining that the Simpsons were making fun of Islam. All things considered, kind of hard not to, dontcha think?
Mohammed was a typical narcissist: he loved controlling and taking advantage of vulnerable people, such as little girls, dead women or rapable slaves…
…Mohammed never once punished a jihadist for rape. He approved of rape of kafirs.
He only once punished a man who three times admitted adultery.
The story is suspect.
Abducting orphan girls, raping them and calling it ‘marriage’ is authorized by Sharia law.
What Americans want Sharia?
Angilina: jinn is devils, evil spirits.
Angelina,
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jinn
Barbaric morons!
What can we expect when a Muslim’s “perfect” education involves memorizing the Koran, Mohammed’s Sira, and selected hadiths? That “god” NEEDS stupid, fearful people to maintain the illusion.
I too didn’t know what jinn was. I looked it up; I guess it’s like a spirit being made out of smoke or fire. I would wonder myself how the meat of a jinn could be eaten since they’re not made of flesh and blood. Someone else told me the food of a jinn is animal dung! CLEARLY jinn are in no way related to angels!
whereas the retards see the gord as a dick, i see it as a handle by which to carry it. they are sick people.
Geeze! Being as deprived as they are, sure they see dicks and vaginae everywhere. Deprivation breeds perversion. And the more deprived and miserable they are, the more enraged and perverted they get. So they come up with more perversion and deprivation aimed at the weakest links of their evil societies – women and children who become victims of their misery and perversion. We shall not talk about their livestock, let PETA deal with it. As if
Hmmm, I thought a jinn was an alien race that came to the Middle East and had sex with their women…which began the idea of covering the women from head to toe so the aliens wouldn’t know they were either attractive or women. LOL
Lets not forget that Christianity has its share of silly rules and morals to live by…
Just sayin…. ;-p
will having sex with the dead is pretty weird. So I heard they have a fascination with some animals too; I heard that Pakistan has one of the highest rates of activity of people looking on internet porn…..
@Mike Stirton,
For example? Give us the 2011 list of Christian fatwas.
“Lets not forget that Christianity has its share of silly rules and morals to live by…”
I guess, “love your neighbor as you love yourself ” is just one example of those “silly morals”?
Or perhaps this is a better example of “silly morals”
Qur’an 8:12 “Your Lord inspired the angels with the message: ‘I will terrorize the unbelievers. Therefore smite them on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes.”
Don/t read very much do you? Try here;
http://prophetofdoom.net/Islamic_Quotes_Torture.Islam
Paedophelia, necrophilia, beastiality, polygamy, mysogony, inbreeding etc. all condoned by mohammod and the Q’ran in the purest of religions of peace. However all you infidels are condemned to hellfire for eating pork and drinking alcohol, you bad people. A fatwa was issued to stop women from buying phallic shaped vegetables at the markets as it might give them ideas. So what about all the phallic symbols on top of the mosques representing male domination in Islam?
Mohamed was an illiterate pedophile polygamist (who married Aisha, one of his 12 wives, when she was 6 and he was 51) and a murderer, responsible for a gruesome murder (by beheading) of 900 Jews from Medina, because they did not accept this vile man as THEIR final prophet. One MUS question sanity and judgment of 1,600 MILLIONS of Muslims around the world, when they accept this vile man as their “final” prophet of their “most perfect” religion. According to reliable estimates, some 20% of ALL Muslims are ready to murder and die for Allahu Akbar. After all, the terrorists plunging planes into WTO and Pentagon did not scream Hail Mary, Our Father, Shema Israel or OM, but Allahu Akbar, which had become a war cry of Islamists around the world when they commit their dastardly acts of terrorism, including American born and educated Muslims, such as the army psychiatrist at Fort Hood.
Unless Islam reforms, to eliminate supremacist ideology of hate of non-Muslims and encouragement of apartheid (dhimmitude), pedophilia, polygamy, misogyny and murder for Allahu Akbar, Islam has no place among civilized nations of the world. , Most Muslim countries refused to sign the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and thus should not be allowed to be members of UN, where they have been working hard on defaming Jews and Israel.
I wish Muslim clerics would issue fatwas in favor of attractive women wearing miniskirts and short shorts. I wish they would issue fatwas that nudism is healthy and natural, and that it is healthy and halal for both sexes to bathe together.
Ahh…no such luck. They just issue all the weird fatwas!
effin trash all of them, they will all reap what they sow…..
Is there no end to their evil lusts! Surely they can`t get any more sadistic!
I can`t think of a word low enough to describe the things they do!
Nobody can doubt where this evil ideology comes from anymore!
Satan, himself and the pit of hell, of course!!