Well,asslifter, I sincerely hope you are looking forward to meeting your “72 virgins”, though I’m certain they will NOT be at all what you had in mind. You will have your stupid ass wiped off Planet Earth in due time,long before you think!!…You’ll be neighbors with “Good Ol’ Adolf”, but it WON’T be in Paradise!!
Yep instead of 72 virgins he will meet 72 horned demons and or reptiles. Vile evil filth from the 7th Century. How could such madness and evil survive after all this time.
” how could such madness and evil survive all this time”. Not hard to understand, since it was the first duty of satan to dethrone God as the “Father” of the universe, the heavens, and earths. It is often stated, in order for evil men to rule, all that is required is for the good men to be still and silent. I hope this answers your question. I hope you realize there is a turning of events lately, good men are no longer content to be silent.
BBC News Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of vir…gins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 60. A company spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings have resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return, but to be treated like this is like a kick in the……….teeth”.
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, “I sympathize with our workers’ concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don’t like cutting benefits, but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales, and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are few virgins in their areas anyway. According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.
Those people are nothing but blowhards and big talkers. “We are not afraid to die” is a load of hops. We’ll see about that when the fifth fleet commences shelling.
Pazuzu,
“We are not afraid to die” when its someone else doing the dying! They are quick to send children and others with suicide belts and even name squares and roads after these fools that believe their lies! I will believe it when I see the mullahs, Adminajad,
Hananiah, Abbas or any other of their leaders strapping on the belt!
Um, Hadji.
You own like ONE ship. And it’s smaller than my pontoon boat.
Just try taking on the US Military.
We saw how Saddam’s army ran away like little girls.
YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING WHO’S CIC! ME THINK’S THAT, this could be a set up for BO to act like a powerful warrior and back Iran down with a small show of force. All this to get reelected. I put nothing out of the question with this jerk.
So don’t jump to conclusions but look at what he does.
You really have a good point there, what if this is a set-up, you know for the “one”, don’t put it past this usurper to do just that to try and justify, “the elections are now postponed until such time”,etc.etc. I know you probably understand since he has no record to run on, might just as well start another war, to get the population behind him, Nationalistically, as to offer no soultion or excuse to ensure the “fundamental transformation” get completed. Wouldn’t put it past these rats for one minute. I know where and why I stand against him, but the big question is does everyone else see through this fraud acting, skinny looking crackhead punk, I do?
I hope and pray all understand the whole purpose (s) behind these mullah’s and their intentions, first and foremost, while claiming to not care about their losses, as in their civilization being wiped off the map, if such an event were to take place, and to hasten the return of their madhi, or 12th imam, thinking they will come out the winners, shoudl such an act be enacted, they are about just as mad as a maddog in their thinking. They are only hoping to underestimate our will to do something about their beligerences, yet at the same time, we as a super-power, have not even began to let lose the “dogs of war” against the m/e for obvious reasons, and if we were to, well lets just say it would not even be a wink in the eyes of the universe if it were to happen. They are in real trouble domestically, and this is just another saber rattleing exercise for domestic comsumption, knowing full well of the already consequences of said action for the past thirty some years ( largest financiers of terrorism in the world), the sanctions which were enacted recently, are having an effect upon their Nation so they must appear strong in the eyes of the M/E bcause to say nothing would be an admittence of cowardness in their minds,hey they can’t stand for that you know. They must realize if you awaken a sleeping giant, his foot is going to grind you out of the matrix and stomp the oil out of you, if not, and that wouldn’t surprise me in the least, they are in real trouble before the worlds eyes. Most understand a bully to be just that, all talk and no action. This might be a very bad situation for them. We can only hope these recent actions by the U.N., the EU, and the USA, are having an effect, and this is the first of many threatening gestures from them. I hardly believe they believe they would live very long if they were to come to a conclusion of us ebeing weak and a paper tiger. Foolish people do foolish things all the time.
Semper Fi. Patriots and infdels, steady boys, steady.
Well said, My Friend,,, Very well said~!
We may have a wimpy butt for a leader, but his people are NOT,,, and if there is a war, the costs in human lives will be obscene, and the M/E must realize that it would be on their territory, as a primary battlefield~!
Sometimes, I think I should be grateful that I am a sick and tired old man,,, yet well armed and ready to serve~!, even if it’s in my own front yard~!
It’s too bad these primitives think more of their rhetoric than the welfare of their people.
Obviously, this person has no idea as to the capability of the US Military or the term “surgical strike” means. If this dick knew just about any individual can be targetted with minimal colateral damage, I think he would never leave his mosque.
While I hate to see our Finest put in harm’s way, I look forward to the day guys like him are jailed or killed so the rest of us can live in peace.
This is going to build and build. Their not ready to stop Iran yet! BO and HAJI HILLARY are up to their necks in blood already with the ARAB spring. So a little more wouldn’t hurt them at all. The real problem is going to be in the streets this summer. in July when its hot. and the OWS groups , commies, socialists, muzzies, and their left wing ilk is supposed to start to get violent. The will cause a reaction of calling out the national Guard. Or Martial Law. This reaction is to see if the Right wingers are ready for total domination by the Government.!!!
I don’t think so! remember we still have the final Crusade coming.
Any takers on how many dead?
another blowhard
Well,asslifter, I sincerely hope you are looking forward to meeting your “72 virgins”, though I’m certain they will NOT be at all what you had in mind. You will have your stupid ass wiped off Planet Earth in due time,long before you think!!…You’ll be neighbors with “Good Ol’ Adolf”, but it WON’T be in Paradise!!
Yep instead of 72 virgins he will meet 72 horned demons and or reptiles. Vile evil filth from the 7th Century. How could such madness and evil survive after all this time.
” how could such madness and evil survive all this time”. Not hard to understand, since it was the first duty of satan to dethrone God as the “Father” of the universe, the heavens, and earths. It is often stated, in order for evil men to rule, all that is required is for the good men to be still and silent. I hope this answers your question. I hope you realize there is a turning of events lately, good men are no longer content to be silent.
ABOUT VIRGINS (LAUGH TIME):
BBC News Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of vir…gins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 60. A company spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings have resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return, but to be treated like this is like a kick in the……….teeth”.
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, “I sympathize with our workers’ concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don’t like cutting benefits, but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales, and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are few virgins in their areas anyway. According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.
Susan, As long as they only blow themselves up, this is a good thing.
Piss ant Obama has them shaking in their sandals.
Bob A.
I am sure they will take heed when Obama asks nicely, championing diplomacy (it worked so well with the drone fiasco). Weak, incompetent, suicidal…
NA, next time he needs to remember to say “Pretty Please.”
a graveyard maybe. the bigest iranian grave yard in the world. no tombstone though just an oil slick.
Home run, Laz…..over the fence!
Those people are nothing but blowhards and big talkers. “We are not afraid to die” is a load of hops. We’ll see about that when the fifth fleet commences shelling.
Pazuzu,
“We are not afraid to die” when its someone else doing the dying! They are quick to send children and others with suicide belts and even name squares and roads after these fools that believe their lies! I will believe it when I see the mullahs, Adminajad,
Hananiah, Abbas or any other of their leaders strapping on the belt!
And if they do these things I hope the US turns their stinky little s*** hole of a country into a smouldering hole in the ground.
It does prove they are inbreds who cant wait to die!!!
Way past time to bomb Iran.
Amen to that. Take no prisoners….BUt I doubt it will happen as long as osama….I mean obama is still in office.
Um, Hadji.
You own like ONE ship. And it’s smaller than my pontoon boat.
Just try taking on the US Military.
We saw how Saddam’s army ran away like little girls.
YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING WHO’S CIC! ME THINK’S THAT, this could be a set up for BO to act like a powerful warrior and back Iran down with a small show of force. All this to get reelected. I put nothing out of the question with this jerk.
So don’t jump to conclusions but look at what he does.
You really have a good point there, what if this is a set-up, you know for the “one”, don’t put it past this usurper to do just that to try and justify, “the elections are now postponed until such time”,etc.etc. I know you probably understand since he has no record to run on, might just as well start another war, to get the population behind him, Nationalistically, as to offer no soultion or excuse to ensure the “fundamental transformation” get completed. Wouldn’t put it past these rats for one minute. I know where and why I stand against him, but the big question is does everyone else see through this fraud acting, skinny looking crackhead punk, I do?
Way past time for the US and Israel to hold joint war games in the Sinai Peninsula ! one of the thing’s on the to due list when we get our house back.
The Iranian theocracy wants to start World War III.
The people of Iran will rise up and murder these maniac mullahs. It will be like the French revolution when they finally turn on them!
The mullahs are the biggest curse in the history of Iran.
I hope and pray all understand the whole purpose (s) behind these mullah’s and their intentions, first and foremost, while claiming to not care about their losses, as in their civilization being wiped off the map, if such an event were to take place, and to hasten the return of their madhi, or 12th imam, thinking they will come out the winners, shoudl such an act be enacted, they are about just as mad as a maddog in their thinking. They are only hoping to underestimate our will to do something about their beligerences, yet at the same time, we as a super-power, have not even began to let lose the “dogs of war” against the m/e for obvious reasons, and if we were to, well lets just say it would not even be a wink in the eyes of the universe if it were to happen. They are in real trouble domestically, and this is just another saber rattleing exercise for domestic comsumption, knowing full well of the already consequences of said action for the past thirty some years ( largest financiers of terrorism in the world), the sanctions which were enacted recently, are having an effect upon their Nation so they must appear strong in the eyes of the M/E bcause to say nothing would be an admittence of cowardness in their minds,hey they can’t stand for that you know. They must realize if you awaken a sleeping giant, his foot is going to grind you out of the matrix and stomp the oil out of you, if not, and that wouldn’t surprise me in the least, they are in real trouble before the worlds eyes. Most understand a bully to be just that, all talk and no action. This might be a very bad situation for them. We can only hope these recent actions by the U.N., the EU, and the USA, are having an effect, and this is the first of many threatening gestures from them. I hardly believe they believe they would live very long if they were to come to a conclusion of us ebeing weak and a paper tiger. Foolish people do foolish things all the time.
Semper Fi. Patriots and infdels, steady boys, steady.
Well said, My Friend,,, Very well said~!
We may have a wimpy butt for a leader, but his people are NOT,,, and if there is a war, the costs in human lives will be obscene, and the M/E must realize that it would be on their territory, as a primary battlefield~!
Sometimes, I think I should be grateful that I am a sick and tired old man,,, yet well armed and ready to serve~!, even if it’s in my own front yard~!
It’s too bad these primitives think more of their rhetoric than the welfare of their people.
Obviously, this person has no idea as to the capability of the US Military or the term “surgical strike” means. If this dick knew just about any individual can be targetted with minimal colateral damage, I think he would never leave his mosque.
While I hate to see our Finest put in harm’s way, I look forward to the day guys like him are jailed or killed so the rest of us can live in peace.
This is going to build and build. Their not ready to stop Iran yet! BO and HAJI HILLARY are up to their necks in blood already with the ARAB spring. So a little more wouldn’t hurt them at all. The real problem is going to be in the streets this summer. in July when its hot. and the OWS groups , commies, socialists, muzzies, and their left wing ilk is supposed to start to get violent. The will cause a reaction of calling out the national Guard. Or Martial Law. This reaction is to see if the Right wingers are ready for total domination by the Government.!!!
I don’t think so! remember we still have the final Crusade coming.
Any takers on how many dead?
He’s right. It will be a grave yard, but it will be theirs.
stinking moose-slime raghead
They are always turning something into a graveyard.