Isn’t it time to ban asslifting in public places?

Even better, ban Muslims from public places. They are a health hazard and create visual pollution. I must remember to carry a slingshot with me from now on.

This is in Russia. Where is the KGB when you need them?


50 Comments on “Isn’t it time to ban asslifting in public places?”

  1. Grouchy Fogie says:

    The ” praying ” in public is an abomination to their god, as in “blasphemy”,,,

  2. Shalom,

    I am in favor of seeing how well enforcement of the laws pertaining to gatherings in public places works before stepping into new legislation.

    Were it a Jewish group, or a Christian Group, or a Tea Party gathering blocking the sidewalks and streets, impeding or blocking traffic and generally making a nuisance of themselves, they would be required to obtain permits, variances, arrange for and pay for security etc.

    Failure to obtain said permits results in hefty fines, arrests and often permenant barring from the location in question.
    As with the cabbies who, five times a day, abandon their cabs in the streets (illegal in at least three ways, all subject to fines), enforcement of current laws will make it far to expensive for many welfare leeches to continue these activities.

    At the very least, then some of the income and welfare money would find its way to a marginally better use than the funding of terrorism worldwide.

    Civic minded individuals with sling-shots (although I prefer a 12 guage full of rock salt) is not a bad idea either.

    • perceptor1 says:

      The desire to show how tolerant we are of Moslem ‘hurt feelings’ is wearing off.

      Nuisance laws are adequate. They are limiting the enjoyment of the public space by others. Get a permit or get arrested. We have man-made laws…not Sharia.

    • modernminuteman says:

      your my kind of rabbi sir! i was always told that god helps those who help themselves. i love your last sentence as well.

    • Tim Bus says:

      “Civic minded individuals with sling-shots (although I prefer a 12 guage full of rock salt) is not a bad idea either.”

      Surely you jest?

      Bacon bits.

  3. Susan K says:

    In islam, their ‘deity’ named ‘allah’ forbids to be ostentatious with their prayers. Their god expressly said that it is a sign of hypocrisy and the prayer will not be accepted.

    Qur’an, chapter 4, verse 141

    Someone must remind them of this.

  4. Wiserthanher says:

    How come no one sits down and eats a pork sandwich by him?

  5. funkybarfly says:

    Yes it’s time,but only if such legislation was underpinned with police powers to move on offenders when the ordinance was inevitably broken.
    I suggest water cannons as the first resort.

  6. mary michaels says:

    Yes, where is the Russian Bear?

  7. John Stolte says:

    I prefer to call it ass sniffing. Look at how close each face is to the ass in front of it!

    • opar5 says:

      Brilliant, John! Absolutely logical in their sniffing the fragrant air they’re used to at home among the unwashed inbreds.

  8. Hate Muslim Isぁm says:

    Go to hell, what en eye pollution ! Get rid from this earth !

  9. No.1 Infidel says:

    There certainly doesn’t seem to be an over supply of people that want to sit next to him. Towards the end of the video I was expecting him to scream out “Allahu Akba” and blow himself up.

  10. nomosque says:

    Sometimes my cat becomes an asslifter when I pet her on her back, do you think she not telling me something I should know???

    • barenakedislam says:

      nomosque, yes, sadly cats do resemble the asslifters.

      • liz says:

        well, EXCUSE ME!! cats do NOT resemble muslims in any way, shape, or form. they like to be petted, patted, and scratched on their backs and are merely communicating happiness.

        my girls would never bow down to satan, no matter how much tuna he might promise them.

      • Istanbul_Chick says:

        Please don’t insult our feline friends like that.

        Unlike musloids, cats are clean, congenial, loyal and smart.

        And some of them hate the call to prayer. My oldest tom would go apeshit when the two mosques close to our apartment were blasting it from the loud speakers. One time he even nipped me when it started and looked at me like “Turn it the f*ck off!” So I just cranked up some Black Sabbath and he settled right down.

  11. liz says:

    http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/152513#.TzIHT8j0TGg

    nasa continues to do the job obama assigned to them(instead of space exploration), to advocate for islam.

    perhaps in the near future nasa will take satellite photos of praying muslims and sell them in their halal gift shop.

  12. dragonfFIRE01 says:

    yeah i know. YUCK

  13. opar5 says:

    Jonathan, you seem to exemplify the Piled higher and Deeper title you claim. Good job! Prosit!

  14. tama says:

    Ugh, a few months ago I saw my first asslifter, a guy who got off a bus and ass-lift near the gate to a small park. It’s near this mosque area, various muslims in the Newton area of Surrey, Canada. I don’t need to travel there anymore tho and for now it’s nothing like Europe.

  15. al KIdya says:

    I always think they’re planning a terror plot when I see them praying like that. Who knows? It may be his last prayer before he goes on a killing spree.
    Ah, but that is just “Islamophobia” kicking in, right?

  16. Nina says:

    I totally agree.If another faith(religion) was praying in the streets the people for sure would be arrested.Why are all these Muslims getting a free pass??Are we that afraid of them??

  17. nomosque says:

    BNI, Only problem with that is cats have been around a lot longer then this fairy “tail”(ha ha couldn’t help myself) religion.

  18. WildChild says:

    You almost made me shoot a tatertot out of my nose. Well done, sir!

  19. Istanbul_Chick says:

    What I wouldn’t give to place a bacon milkshake on the bench next to this clown.

    This clown thinks the floor is too dirty so he does it on a bench where all those dirty kaffir have sat their “dirty bottoms.” (the musloids who bring up how dirty kaffir are with their “dirty bottoms” in church are clowns!

  20. nomosque says:

    Liz, Only kidding around!!! George Carlin refered to that paticular feline behavior as “someone pushing the ass button.”

  21. modernminuteman says:

    your the perfect example of why beastiality is banned in civilized countries. look what it has done to your warped mind gay blade.

    • barenakedislam says:

      mm, you are way off base here. Jonathan’s post was very tongue in cheek (no pun intended) and very funny.

      • modernminuteman says:

        sometimes when people try to be very clever it goes over simple people like me. to me the evil of islam is simple and there is no need to be clever. to me it is not a contest of how funny you can be about your post. it is a war we are in for our very lives so if i misunderstood the person i am sorry but i wish people would just come out and say what they mean clearly so that simpletons like me can even understand it.

        • barenakedislam says:

          mm, don’t feel bad, my attempts at humor go over many people’s heads, too. However, there is so much sadness and misery associated with doing a blog like this, that a little humor here and there is always most welcome.

          • modernminuteman says:

            thanks and again im sorry. english was always my worst subject in school so i should not jump at conclusions when i read posts. i feel strongly about the attacks on our way of way of life and our liberties. i will try to think more before i react like i did. thank you for what you do with you site.

          • Alain says:

            Many perhaps but not all Bonni, so you remember that! Humor, like sarcasm doesn’t always translate well in writing -I too fall foul of this, did again yesterday, but it does not matter; humor and sarcasm much needed -and appreciated in our times, so you knock yourself out! Perhaps you could have a small visual aid for days when we’re too thick to get it, like J Dunham’s Peanut’s “over your head’ gesture? :-)


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