HUH? Somebody please tell this guy that the tablecloth on his head is too tight

He claims that Jewish soldiers are so terrified of Muslims that they get uncontrolled diarrhea when they have to face them in battle. American soldiers, too.

I guess he never heard of the wars in which the Jews were outnumbered and outequipped tenfold by their Arab enemies yet still defeated them easily.


69 Comments on “HUH? Somebody please tell this guy that the tablecloth on his head is too tight”

  1. eric of usa says:

    Big sale today on Arab Arms: Rifles- Never fired, only dropped once. Contact – the army that last kicked their asses and had to pick up their shit as they ran away.

    • johngerard says:

      “Contact – the army that last kicked their asses and had to pick up their shit as they ran away.”

      yes, I recall all the crap said by commentators about, in Gulf war 2, how we were facing one of the biggest, most well equipped armies on the planet, with the elite, mighty, republican guard at their head. And what did they do when the fighting started? They gave themselves up or ran away like little girls (apologies to little girls everywhere). Muslims can’t face a straight fight, which is why they have to resort to guerilla tactics, just like Mo did.

    • Wiserthanher says:

      LMAO !!!

  2. shas says:

    OMG, there are almost No words for this asswipe headbanging POS!

  3. cmh says:

    first of all, my husband, who was in the army said that lots of individuals mess themselves in a fire fight. This igmo probably does also. These people are nuts!

  4. donna says:

    We need another Red Sea event, I guess these arabs forgot about the arrogant egyptians and that jackass pharoah who led his entire army to drown, even their horses drown.

    how’s that for a towel twister ya silly arab? got your towel on too tight?

  5. “The history of the Jews goes back even earlier than islam”. Even when they are lying, they occasionally let some truth slip through to the keeper.

  6. MR_RESPIRATORY says:

    WHAT CAN YOU SAY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO. THIS GUY IS FULL OF SHIT!!!

  7. Dawn says:

    Wow, I’d like to feed this pos a box or two of X-Lax and glue his ass shut. :)

  8. Francisco Torres says:

    this guy for shore doesn’t remember about 6 days war, that IDF just defeat all the muslims armies in just 6 days, AH;AH….and the next one, the muslims will be vanish from the planet……

  9. perceptor1 says:

    Allah is preparing the jihadists to be defeated!

  10. johngerard says:

    I have a tea-towel just like that that I use for drying the dishes…

  11. Stephanie says:

    Boy oh boy, are the Muslim bullies getting emboldened. I feel sorry for them, well no I don’t lol, if they attack Israel. They will get their asses handed to them and how, and the world will thank Israel, whether aloud or in slience, and breathe a sigh of relief!

  12. Grouchy Fogie says:

    “Tokyo Rose” “Hanoi Jane” ,,, and this turd all have one thing in common – Psychological warfare, in trying to tell their adherents how cowardly the enemy is,,, HOWEVER, Rose and Jane were traitors to their nation, fighting for the enemy, as it were,,,
    But what a dose of Taqiyya and Kitman this turkey is feeding his flock~! SHEESH~!

  13. perceptor1 says:

    In the Six Day War, the Egyptian soldiers took their boots off so they could run faster across the sand. The IDF had to be ordered not to go to Cairo which was in sight.

    Arabs should stick to honor killing or giving women a Koran 4.34 beating. So manly to pick on defenseless women.

    Mozmen have no shame, no decency.

  14. dragonfFIRE01 says:

    waht a maroon. War causes fear in both sides. So to say that doesn’t happen to any Arabs is a load of malarkey

  15. Ingrid says:

    You guys are all so right but what gets me is WHY on earth is America buying into this Islam business…I guess women want to beaten up etc etc. – it just blows me away…but you know – America put the middle finger so long into G-D’s face He just might have turned around and said “if you dont want Isaac I’ll give you Ishamael…
    America is totally blinded ….

  16. John says:

    What a load of crap. If I remember rightly during the 6 day war, the Egyptians took their boots off and left them in the desert so they could run away faster.
    Point a gun at that raghead or threaten to stop his benefits (lol) and I would bet he would shit has dish-dash.

  17. reason1984 says:

    Is it just me, or do these vermin have a morbid preoccupation with bodily functions. Kinda creepy.

    • ADHD says:

      I can confirm that even in the 1980s at a certain college I attended in Canada, we knew an Arab-descent guy who was exactly like that. [Interesting that yours truly remembers positively NOTHING ELSE about that wretch - he wishes that he knew then what he knows now...]

  18. Gondor says:

    Why do Muslims think they are brave?

    They bide their time when they are weak and become ruthless when they are strong.

    Suicide bombings, human shields, child soldiers and many, many more underhanded tactics are used by these “brave” people.

  19. nomosque says:

    Let’s roll it up, pal!!! I don’t remember Israel or the USA ever surrendering like those cowards in the iraq 1991 war. Who was scared then, pinic table fuck-face???

    • nomosque says:

      I know we had Israel stay out of the 1991 war do to the political ramifications, just wanted to correct that. That being said, let’s not forgot 1973/1967 and all those brave Israeli soldiers who fought in those two wars. God bless Israel!!!

      • barenakedislam says:

        nomosque, we have an open invitation from Israel to use their airports, military facilities, and personnel for any conflict at any time. But we choose not to because we don’t want to piss off the ragheads. However, they do provide us with a tremendous amount of intel about the Middle East.

    • johngerard says:

      I laugh at many of the picture captions, bracketed stuff in red, and comments on here. But this drew tears of laughter:

      “who was scared then, picnic table fuck-face?”

      Beautiful.

  20. burbsmom says:

    LOL!!!Dirty filthy uncircumsied philistines! The IDF has nothing to fear, they are supernaturally protected by GOD. They think they can come against the Armies of the living GOD!! muslims are just dumb pieces of pig crap.

  21. trinovante says:

    Funny as fuck !!
    So if all the IDF,Americans and British forces are killing the stupid c**t’s on a daily basis how the hell are we shitting ourselves and why do they moan about how good we are at killing them when we spend all our time shitting ourselves??

  22. Guy Macher says:

    If Adam was a Muslim, how can Jewish history be older than the history of Islam?

    He should watch film of the Six-Day War to learn history.

  23. Crusader Gary Australia says:

    This video should be put on the Israel and American comedy hour. It would bring fits of laughter.I enjoyed it and thought it was a hoot.
    Maybe someone should tell that fool about the 1956 war and the six day war of 1967.

  24. Therese says:

    Shades of May West. “Is that a pistol in your pocket, or just excited to see me”.

    This guy would have a bomb under his security blanket on his head. So excited about it he is sh-ting himself.

  25. Burnerjack says:

    Why don’t Muslims use EX-Lax? If they did, their heads would cave in.

  26. No Dhimmitude for me says:

    This guy is missing a good opportunity in Vegas as a stand up comedian.

  27. ICE says:

    Like I been saying right along, make it up as you go. Tell the big Lie long and loud and often until some believes it.
    Trying to pump up the troops for more WAR and JIHAD.
    When we pull out sufficiently of Iraq and Afghanistan the fan blades are having to be replaced from to much wear.

  28. Mapleleaf says:

    Taqiyya, Taqiyya Taqiyya that is the only
    language these clowns understand.
    They just sit there and take all the garbage the stupid imam can throw at them.
    Have they all forgotten the 6 day war.

    God Bless ISRAEL, CHRISTIANS and all Kaffirs

  29. liz says:

    what this guy says is true. i have stock in companies that manufacture anti-diarrhea meds, and have become fantastically wealthy because of all the wars the usa and israel involve themselves in. more wars, more fighting, more fraidy cat soldiers, more poop to prevent, higher sales. of course, i also invest in pre-moistened wipes, so i clean up financially whatever the outcome.

  30. Brett says:

    Ha! I recall reading only last week, a quote by a senior Muslim terrorist who was captured at some military action recently. He was interviewed by a journalist and stated how amazed he was at Israeli soldiers who went into some town or compound that was crawling with Muzzies and their human shields (such bravery), and the Israeli’s won the battle at a pretty high cost.

    He said it was a dream of his to tempt Israleis into such a dire situation (like shooting fish in a barrel) and was amazed that they were brave enough to do it AND to then win. It kinda contradicts this headbag’s verbal maggot-attack.

  31. A MAZED says:

    Perfect explanation of us and them. They worship death, they do not fear it. Not only do our soldiers and the Jews value their own lives they value muslim lives as well. Our eternal hope that they will see the light of GOD and know his love.

  32. opar5 says:

    C’mon guys, that’s not a towel; they’re not “towel heads,” that’s a sheet; they’re all sheet heads. Got it now? Mohammed’s sira and hadiths DO speak of Jews behind walls, but that’s how people in Arabia lived. When Mohammed’s killers swooped down on farming communities, the farmers naturally retreated behind their walls. The moron’s history lessen probably didn’t include the “ideal Muslim’s” double layers of armor, or his cowardice in never engaging an armed enemy, or the ambush where the farmers turned the tide and chased his heavy, armored-clad cowardly arse as he panicked, fell and broke his own tooth? Did his “history lesson” include the one Jew Mohammed actually killed? The battle was over, one Jew was down, unarmed and mortally wounded, so Mohammed bravely approached and killed him, probably like John Kerry’s single kill in Viet-Nam: to see what it felt like.

  33. Dubi says:

    Maybe this jerk should watch this video and get the real picture of the IDF!!!

    http://shoebat.com/videos/kahalani.php

  34. Dajjal says:

    Sheikh ShitMouth was told about those defeats, but his instructors spun them as victories and he believed their al-taqiyya.

    Read 8:65 & 66: Allah promised them a 10 to 1 kill ratio, then reduced it to 2 to 1 ‘cuz they could not cut the mustard.

    http://www.qurancomplex.com/Quran/Targama/Targama.asp?nSora= 8&l=eng&nAya= 65# 8_ 65

  35. Boundaries says:

    If I had to look into faces as ugly as they have, I’d probably get a case of diarrhea too.

  36. DANEgerus says:

    Apparently for his people, shitting yourself in fear when you fight against men is ‘normal’ so he’s helpfully explaining ‘even those Apes & Pigs that kick our ass every single time’ do it too.

    That’s why they stick to targeting women and children. Because you can win some of the time.

  37. Redneck Woman says:

    This BS coming from a islamamentian who wears a pink sheet with black polka dots!

    Wonder if his underwear matches?

  38. Brett says:

    Thanks for the spelling/grammar lesson opar5, of course you are correct – love it!

    In the same vein, we also spell Shi’ite wrongly – no need for that apostrope or excess ‘i’.

  39. smoothlee says:

    One might laugh at this man if he wasn’t so pathetically stupid. And his audiance certainly believes it. Such unfathonable stupidty among so large a group is the result of 100s of generations of inbreeding. Psychiatrist, psychologists cannot help the profoundly retarded. They should be put out of their hate filled misery. Ya’ know what I’m talking about?

  40. modernminuteman says:

    now this guy is really funny. i remember in the first iraq war iraq soldiers were surrendering to tv news crews or just about any american that passed by. they threw their weapons down and got downon their knees begging to be spared. this guy reads too much of his own propaganda.

  41. He’s never heard of a battle where the Jews fought an enemy head on? I’ll show him one:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

    Oh, wait. I’ve found another:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

    So, there you — wait! There’s another!:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_castlead

    As far as I can recall (me being a Veteran Soldier that keeps well informed of all past, present and pending conflicts, globally, especially where allies are involved), its the MUSLIMS that seem to have a problem with head on battle. The Israels aren’t the ones that have developed a reputation for planting IEDs in the middle of the night. The Israelis haven’t garnered a reputation for firing rockets into muslim nations’ residential areas, nor of using suicide bombs. We Americans have used bombs and drones, yes, but let’s also not forget the fact that the worthless, ragtag, unmotivated and unsuccessful muslims that were fighting the Taliban were marshaled by the US Army Special Forces on horseback, and made into the Northern Alliance. Sometimes, with just 1 or 2 SF operators with them, they were able to topple the Taliban in an unheard of ONE MONTH. Let’s also not forget that when the entire city of Mogadishu decided to get involved in fighting US SOF, it didn’t go very well for them, even with vastly superior numbers, aggression enhancing drugs and a worthless president and disgraced defense secretary that refused the SOF operators heavy weapons.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Battle_of_Mogadishu

    18 Fatalities, 73 casualties, one captured. The al-Qaeda trained/assisted Somalis?

    1,000 – 3,000 Casualties, 700+ fatalities.

    Looks pretty head on, to me.

    As for stomach problems, a friend of mine from the Navy that went into the sandbox made the reasons for that very clear. The durka-durkas (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=durka+durka) are filthy in the extreme. The place is very unclean, on many levels. In the book “House to House” by SSG Bellavia (a very recommended read) had troops coming down with symptoms like that for the same reason: Iraq was a literal cesspool. A Petri dish of DISEASE, because the current residents keep it that way. However, that book was a description of the Army’s fighting in Fallujah (another head-on strike that had OPFOR running for their lives).

    This raghead is no better than any other Internet crap talker. He says what he says, because he believes there’re far too many miles between himself, and anyone that would kick his ass, or kill him. One day, he’s going to find out the hard way just how easy it is to reach out and touch someone, in the 21st century (something he wouldn’t know about, considering he still lives in the 7th).

  42. LyleLovett666 says:

    Please for the love of god somebody stop the inbreeding among these people.

  43. Keith Mahone (aka Charles Martel) says:

    He’s just getting his stories confused. The Americans and Jews who had uncontrollable diarrhea had eaten at Muslim restaurants in the Detoit area.

  44. foxmuldar says:

    Its apparent this dirtbag never put on a uniform and faced the Israeli soldier or the American soldier. I expect it won’t be long before Israel has to defend their borders once more, and as in the past, kick the Muslims back to the hell hole they came from. That includes Iran.

  45. AquaticSoda says:

    This is the same line of people that tell little kids that they’ll be fine if they detonate explosives strapped to their bodies and only the “unworthy” will die.

    It’s sickening, and in truth, only shows that they truly are cowards.

    I have no hatred for the practicioners, but I believe that islam is another machination of satan, so maliciously and meticulously crafted to be the bear in sheepskins.

    I should mention this american in particular has roots in the celts, the saxons, the vikings and the romans; some thos things these powers did, especially the vikings and romans, make these fearmongering and hateful men look like pussycats.

  46. Rakkam-la says:

    AS : Viking isn’t a race of human, but an action that Scandinavian men carried out.

    Again, I can’t watch this arab stuff. I get the gist of what this diatribe is about. These sort of guys are the first to surrender with brown-backs and wet shoes, if you know what I mean.

  47. GeorgeOfTheJungle says:

    How come this moronic lowlife from Sowdi Arabia is wearing a gingham-patterned table-cloth on his head? Is this his attempt to keep his limited brain warm?

  48. NativeGladius says:

    Have you ever seen a muslim fighting against superior odds? No – and you never will. Even here in Britain it takes a mob of them to take on a one or two Brits.

  49. Waynamal says:

    It’s called, kick their asses. I fear the day these rag heads put down their weapons and plead their hate before Hollywerid and Congress.


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