Why would you give such a dowdy, matronly-looking clothing line a name like Lolita which implies underage sex appeal? Sorry, cupcake, this is false advertising and you are an embarrassment to real women in the real world. Your husband needs to keep you locked up and out of sight. Freak!
UPDATE: Apparently, ‘Lolita’ fashion is a victorian dress style popular in Japan, minus the headbags, However, that doesn’t make Little Bo Peep any less freakish.