You may not realize it, but I get nothing from all those nice donations you keep sending to BNI for security. I requested a raise but still didn’t get one. From now on, please indicate in your online donation or donation check the amount of which should be allocated to my raise. After all, a cat’s gotta eat.
Maybe I’ll go on strike. Working for BNI is a thankless job, and then you die nine times. Look at what I do in my position as BNI Muslim Offender-in-Chief:
And look at all the dangers I face from this job:
Thanking you in advance.
Grumpy D. Cat