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Also, none to the links at the bottom of the posts are working. Don’t know if this can be fixed, if not it’s a huge problem. DAMN!

Are you thoroughly confused yet? I know I am.

ALVIN and THE CHIPMUNKS: ‘R-Rated’ version of the Chipmunks Christmas Song

ALVIN: “Suck my fuzzy chipmunk balls, you moron.”

FAREWELL TO MY BEST (horse) FRIEND

MIDNIGHT LACE

“LACEY”

MARCH 1, 1983 – NOV. 7, 2011

'ISLAM NOT' Break: Japanese weather girl

They call them ‘office ladies’ in Japan, kind of a Gal Friday who serves tea, answers phones, and does other mindless chores. I know my BNI guys will love her.

She’s a 非常にかわいい女の子 (Cutie Patootie)

WOO HOO! Arizona GOP State Representative Lori Klein points her loaded raspberry-pink gun at a reporter!

Well, this is one way to show the media how we feel about their irresponsible and unfair, liberal-biased reporting.

Arizona Guardian - A state lawmaker known for championing the rights of gun-owners pointed a loaded firearm at the chest of a reporter during a recent interview at the Capitol. Republican Sen. Lori Klein was showing off her raspberry-pink handgun when she aimed it at a journalist who was interviewing her in the lounge just outside the Senate chambers.

According to the story that was published Sunday in the Arizona Republic, Klein’s .380 Ruger was loaded and did not have a safety to keep the gun from going off.

But Klein told the reporter, Richard Ruelas, that he didn’t need to worry because, “I just didn’t have my hand on the trigger.” (LOL!)

Rep. Klein's gun

The story was one in a five-part series running this week in which the paper looks at the culture of guns in the Grand Canyon State. Klein was being interviewed for the series because of her views on gun control and did not return phone calls seeking comment as to why she pulled out the weapon. No where in the story does the reporter say he felt threatened. But local gun activists contacted Sunday by the Arizona Guardian were shocked and appalled by the Senator’s actions.

Klein says she carries the gun in her purse. In the past she’s said that her Ruger goes wherever she does. And according to Sunday’s article, the Republican lawmaker said her gun was “so cute” right before pulling out.

During her first year at the Capitol, Klein has been very vocal about protecting the rights of gun owners. She’s also been a big advocate of allowing owners to carry their guns just about anywhere they want, including the workplace.

FROM ISRAEL, THE VOCA PEOPLE

(No Muslims) ENJOY!

WEBSITE: VOCA PEOPLE

TEENAGE Italian singing sensations wowed them on American Idol last week

An ‘ISLAM NOT’ break for BNI readers.

A totally unexpected group of Italian teenagers, Piero Barone (17), Ignazio Boschetto (16) and Gianluca Ginoble (16), known as Il Volo, took American Idol to a new level with their amazing rendition of  ’O Sole Mio. ENJOY!

CANADA: Clark, the talking dog

25+ million people have loved this video. Muslims, of course, will not.

H/T klaatu42

OH CANADA! You did good. Anti-Islamization, Pro-Israel, CONSERVATIVE Steven Harper Government WINS!

Canadians elected a historic government to office on Monday, handing the Conservatives their long-coveted majority and promoting the NDP to Official Opposition status for the first time ever.

National Post - The Liberals were reduced to less than half the seats they won in the last election, and the Bloc Quebecois dwindled to just a handful of seats in a province that, for the first time in 20 years, handed the majority of its seats to a federalist party.

The damage to the Liberals and Bloc was so severe that even leaders Michael Ignatieff and Gilles Duceppe were on track to lose their seats in Ontario and Quebec. Mr. Duceppe, in fact, immediately announced his resignation as leader of the sovereigntist party, declaring in his concession speech: “I am leaving, but others will follow, until Quebec becomes a party.”

With all 308 ridings reporting as of 11:50 p.m. EST, the Tories were leading or had won 165 seats — well past the 155 needed for a majority — and the NDP were leading or had won 104 ridings — nearly tripling the 36 seats it gleaned in 2008. A decimated Liberal Party was on track to win just 35 seats, and the Bloc Quebecois were poised to glean just three.

Late into Monday night, both the Conservatives and NDP were picking up seats everywhere from a wounded, Ignatieff-led Liberal party that lost five of its east coast MPs and dozens of others throughout Ontario and Quebec.

In television ads and at campaign rallies, Mr. Harper pitched his party as the most reliable economic steward to govern through country through a fragile recovery.

IN HONOR OF EASTER. Please listen for my bell…

To all my Christian friends: a very HAPPY EASTER

TWO HORSES 

Author Unknown

There is a field up the road with two horses.

From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. 

But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing… 

Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. 

This alone is amazing. 

If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field.

Attached to the horse’s halter is a small bell. It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow. 

As you stand and watch these two friends, you’ll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse. 

And that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is. 

Trusting that he will not be led astray.

When the horse with the bell returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, it stops occasionally and looks back.

Making sure that the blind friend isn’t too far behind to hear the bell. 

Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. 

He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need. 

Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those who God places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others to find their way. 

Good friends are like that…You may not always see them, but you know they are always there.

Please listen for my bell, and I’ll listen for yours.

STEVE 'The White Guy' BRIDGES does Obama

Steve Bridges (H/T Michael S)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Jon Stewart tries to find a suitable replacement for Keith ‘Countdown to No Ratings’ Olbermann.

And here’s what Olbermann and Ed Shultz had to tweet about it:

And the Left calls her "the new Jackie Kennedy"

H/T CAROLINE

FEEL GOOD NON-ISLAM STORY OF THE DAY

Reportedly a personal ad from the Savannah Tribune