MUST LISTEN! Ahmed tries to book a Delta flight to the ‘Occupied Palestinian Territories’

Apparently, Delta Air Lines, on its website, was offering flights to the non-existant ‘Occupied Palestinian Territories’ despite the fact that there is no airport in the non-existant Occupied Palestinian Territories.

Aaron Klein of KleinONLINE  and WABC-Radio played this audio of Ahmed trying to book a reservation with Linda from Delta Airlines to the Occupied Palestinian Territories. Hilarity ensues.

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Ahmed books a Delta Airlines ticket to ‘Occupied Palestinian territories’

Have you heard about Barack Hussein Obama’s newest Muslim Outreach Program?

It’s called Adopt-a-Muslim-Extremist and the entire cost is tax deductible.

Re-Education for Infidels: Muslim Baghead waxes on about the ‘joys of polygamy’

This ‘genius’ in the black cloth coffin pronounces polygamy as “polijammy.” Ten bucks says she’s another Chubby Muslim Convert Girl.

TURKISH TV producer files criminal complaint against Twitter user named Allah!

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@aIlahcc Her Yer

kızıldeniz’i ikiye yardırtan allahcc

http://twitter.com/aIlahcc

 

@allah (cc)’s tweets

Tuncer, who also presents Ramadan programs on TRT, showed a number of tweets as examples for humiliation of religion by @allah (cc). Here are some of the posts on Twitter he quoted:

* We have been god for so many years and we are still cooking pasta with tomato sauce.

* We admit it, no doubt, we did not create the biscuit-chocolate men.

* Fortunately, we created sour cherry.

* Don’t draw demons throwing wood into the fire any more since we are heating hell electrically.

* With my present mind I would not have created the little finger of human beings.

* Our side over here is very safe because there is no police.

* It is hard work to be god since we cannot ask a question.

Article 216/3 TCK foresees, “Anyone who openly denigrates the religious values of a part of the population shall be sentenced to imprisonment of from six months to one year, where the act is sufficient to breach public peace”.

Lawyer Efkan Bolaç expressed his opinion that no prosecutor should consider such a complaint. “The tweets quoted as examples in the petition do not contain humiliation, hatred or a breach of public peace. Nobody is being insulted. No prosecutor should open a trial for such a reason”, Bolaç stated.

Bolaç emphasized that there was no crime and even if an offence had been committed, the readers of @allah (cc) could not be included in this. “Lodging a criminal complaint about 200,000 people because they read a certain [Twitter] account cannot find a response in law”, he said.

@allah (cc) replied on Twitter when Tuncer’s complaint was announced:

“Only god can judge me” (IC/VK)

A PIG NAMED 'ALLAH' (PBUH)

‘Jack in the Box’ introduces halal (Islamic)-approved bacon for Muslims

It’s a BACON MILKSHAKE and it‘s part of Jack in the Box’s new ‘Marry Bacon’ campaign. Now Muslims can satisfy their burning desire for the forbidden bacon flavor and not have to worry about burning in Hell for it.

Muslims will be happy to learn that alas, the shake doesn’t actually contain any real bacon meat. According to the fast food chain’s website, it’s made with “bacon flavored syrup.” It packs a caloric punch, though — a regular 16-ounce size holds 773 calories and 40 grams of fat. A 24-ounce large one contains 1,081 calories and 54 grams of fat. Perfect for Muslim women in burqas who don’t have to worry about how many calories they consume.

Chubby Muslim Convert Girl wants you!

Isn’t it high time you got off your butt and hurried on down to the local mosque to learn about Islam? Just tell them Chubby Muzzie Convert Girl sent you.

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SANDS OF PASSION: Like infidels through an hour glass…..

Now, if the show ‘All-American Muslim’ had been more like this, it would have appealed to a wide audience because it shows that Muslims have the ability to laugh at themselves. Something we never see.

EPISODE 1

EPISODE 2

EPISODE 3

SEE MORE EPISODES HERE: Sands of Passion

SHARIA LAW & ORDER

FROM BRIAN SACK OF GBTV

THE BLAZE

PAKI’S GONE WILD?

An elderly, frail Pakistani cleric dances in his chair for money, while men and women around him are singing and dancing. But isn’t that forbidden in Islam?

VENICE: The city of canals but no mosques

There are no mosques in Venice, but in reaching out to the Islamic community, the Italian government now allows Muslims to pray in the streets.

H/T Henry P

Sometimes, you gotta love those Russians!

Muslim asslifters seethe as loud church bells drown out an Islamic prayer service in the streets of Moscow.

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2011: Year-end review of Islam’s most incredible fatwas

Is it the inbreeding? Some of the Islamic world’s most fantastic fatwas include a ban on Muslim women eating phallic-shaped food like bananas as well as a fatwa giving Muslim men permission to have sex with their recently deceased wives.

al-Arabiya  The first mention of the year 2011 would automatically bring to mind revolutions, ousted regimes, and disgruntled people. However, a closer look would reveal that another different feature distinguishes 2011: a whole spat of peculiar fatwas that swept through different countries in the region.

One of the weirdest and most controversial fatwas in 2011 was one issued by an Islamist preacher who lives in Europe. According to this preacher, women are prohibited from eating phallic-shaped fruits and vegetables like cucumbers, bananas, and carrots. Touching or consuming those, he argued, are bound to turn women on and make them engage in sinful fantasies.

In Egypt, religious edicts were in most cases mixed with politics. Sheikh Amr Sotouhi, head of the Islamic Preaching Committee at al-Azhar, issued in November a fatwa prohibiting fathers from marrying their daughters to members of the formerly ruling National Democratic Party owing to their “corruption.”

In Somalia, the ultraconservative al-Shabaab al-Mujahedin Movement issued a fatwa during the holy month of Ramadan prohibiting the consumption of sambousak, a triangular pastry stuffed with meat, cheese, or vegetables. The popular snack, they explained, is a symbol of the Trinity in Christianity and is therefore not to be consumed by Muslims.

OH MY! Pakistan has a big pig problem

ISLAMABAD: Every winter, the capital of Pakistan’s Islamic republic is overrun by what is many Muslims’ worst nightmare: herds of screeching wild pigs. (**sigh** God works in strange ways)

Washington Post (H/T Tammi) Motivated by hunger, the reviled animals descend each night from neighboring hills to feed on the garbage bins of Islamabad’s most exclusive addresses — from high-end hotels to the city’s embassies and even the president’s residence. On their way to feeding grounds, pigs cause traffic accidents and send locals hurrying for cover. Some Islamabad residents have reportedly been injured or even killed by belligerent hogs.

Over the years, Islamabad’s Capital Development Authority has attempted to stem the flow of swine through trapping and poisoning, and up until last year it awarded pig-specific hunting licenses. Still, the local porcine population has continued to rise unabated. Now Islamabad officials have all but given up trying to contain the intruders.

“The distribution is expanding because no efforts are undertaken to control this menace,” said Abdul Aziz Khan of the Pakistan Wildlife Foundation. “I came across them many times, but luckily I escaped.”

Islamabad is a favorable environment for the hogs, whose numbers are estimated to run into the thousands. The capital was founded just over 50 years ago on forested land abutting thicket-covered hills. Today, the city is still crisscrossed with wooded ravines offering cover not only to wild pigs but also to monkeys, jackals and giant fruit bats.Known to most Pakistanis simply as pigs but to scientists as Eurasian wild boars, the animals are natural residents of Pakistan’s plains and hills. They generally feed on anything from grass and roots to small animals, but Islamabad’s boars appear to prefer trash.

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Shahid Hafeez, a lecturer at the University of Agriculture in Faisalabad, found that though the local pigs’ stomachs contained plants, dead animals and some mud, 58 percent of the contents was garbage. Retrieved items included Tetra Pak packaging, plastic bags and diapers. 

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Islamabad’s pigs have virtually no predator with the exception of the occasional leopard or non-Muslim poacher. Every year, sows give birth to one or two litters of up to eight piglets each. Given the high reproduction rate, experts estimate that a boar population that has shrunk by 90 percent can recover within three years.Authorities have resorted to mass killings in the past.

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In Punjab province, to the south of Islamabad, farmers were paid about $1 for each pig they killed provided they mailed the pigs’ tails to the appropriate government office. Up to 20,000 tails were collected annually, but the program was discontinued in the 1980s, apparently for lack of funds. At one point, the Pakistani army was also called to the rescue and slaughtered 10,000 pigs in a single operation.Dealing with a burgeoning pig population in an urban environment is more difficult. Shooting is not an option, and poisoning has met with limited success.

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Islam considers pigs dirty and unfit for human consumption. Manan Khattak, who sells bricks near a wooded gully frequented by pigs, said he is not afraid of them but avoids uttering the word “pig” or even making eye contact with one. “We don’t look at them intentionally,” he said. “We try to ignore them.”For many others, potential bodily harm remains the main concern. At more than 200 pounds and equipped with protruding tusks, adult males can be particularly intimidating. “At nighttime when you see them you think it’s a bear,” said Mahmood Chaudhry, a city wildlife management official.Khan, of the wildlife foundation, said the car of a friend flipped over after hitting a large boar. He said several encounters with wild boars have led to human deaths. “If they hit you here,” he said pointing to his belly, “you are going to die.” (Oh well, we all have to die sometime)

In Pakistan, unlike other Muslim countries, they don’t kill dogs, they use dogs to kill pigs. Then they kill the dogs.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY LOYAL FAMILY OF ANTI-ISLAM WARRIORS

Thought you would enjoy a double dose of Ahmed Claus this year!

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