The new “Save a Life – Surrender Your Knife” program is in full swing and police are telling us that they have joined forces with an already growing trend in the United Kingdom to ban ‘pointy’ knives. Police departments in Britain, urging people to give up their blades, including those from the kitchen, are literally advising people to NOT to become a victim by NOT defending themselves.
So, let me get this straight, “Save a Life – Surrender Your Knife” would have saved British soldier Lee Rigby’s life when he was savagely slaughtered in the streets of London by 2 Muslim terrorists with knives?

Counter Current News (h/t Henry P) Lancashire Police tell us that an “amnesty” program began at the end of August, and “more than 800 knives have been handed in across the county – including swords, machetes and commando knives.” “The amnesty was extended for a further week owing to its success,” Lancashire Police representatives explained.
The Lancashire department explains that their “officers have now given their backing to a national initiative designed to raise awareness of knife crime and encourage the surrender of dangerous weapons.”

In spite of the amnesty ending this week, police tell us that “people can continue to hand in any knife at any police station with a front counter as well being able to drop them into the designated bins.”
Those bins will be in cities all over the U.K. as this call for people to turn in pointed knives continues. “We are keen to raise awareness of the devastating impact of knife crime and to reduce the number of families affected so we have decided to keep the knife bins indefinitely,” Detective Chief Inspector Steve Dowson said.

“While projects encouraging the surrender of knives are not a single solution to violence, they have an important role to play in inspiring communities to get behind education and preventative measures,” he added. “Such campaigns show a desire to address local concerns and Lancashire Police is keen to throw our weight behind them in support.
Researchers “consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen. None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.”
I bet ISIS just can’t wait to turn in their knives:

Again, we remind our readers outside of the UK, that this is not satire, just another example of the government claiming they are here to protect us from ourselves.
Similar “logic” has been offered by Homeland Security in the U.S., advising would-be victims at schools and offices to hide or throw cans of soup at active shooters.
Don’t be a victim:
If you feel you are in immediate danger from knife crime there are a number of steps you can take to protect yourself:
• Move away from the situation towards a public place (shop, house, restaurant etc.) as quickly as possible.
• Make as much noise as you can.
• Instead of carrying a knife, carry a personal alarm.
• Don’t fight back.• Bend over, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good bye.


I would bet that Muslims, who want to continue to “Bloody Butcher Infidels”, get to “Opt Out” of “Save a Life – Surrender Your Knife”.
That’s probably who they’re handing these knives out to once collected. For “cooking and halal butchering purposes”, of course…
Morons!
I’d get a gun somehow, no matter how much it cost or what laws I broke.
Until then, I’d carry a hurley or a cricket bat.
Are they going to ban cars after this?
No, but probably scissors.
Errrrr…aaaa…Stop cudgels? Muslims? Islam? The Koran? Illegal immigration? Stop selling out?
I like it. Were now seeing what happens if we all turned in our guns. Next the knives, and perhaps baseball bats and shovels, and axes, and screw drivers and Ice picks. Turn everything in and build yourself a rubber room so you don’t trip on anything sharp.
Fox you are right on. Turn in knives, screw drivers, bats, cricket raquets and so on. That will stop the murdering as surely as pigs can fly. This is insanity. If muslum savages want the blood lust they can use all sorts of stuff as weapons such as axes, sharp pencils, high heel shoes, piano wire, and so on. You would have to ban everything that has an edge, such as a credit card, tire irons, tire jacks ah the list is endless. It is not knives that kill. It is the crazy muslum monsters who kill.
That’s not entirely true, Cat. Haven’t you ever put a knife in the sink only to have it attack you when least suspecting? I have! Those knives are demon possessed and will take you out at a moment’s notice. That’s why they’re either sheathed, put in drawers or blocks so they can’t escape…(sarc – I got a visual)
Hadenoughalready,
You have really entertained me with some good humour recently, I do read even when I don’t always comment. If the horror film industry can promote a doll as a killer, they could do the same with an insane knife claiming its character as defined by politicians.
Thank you for starting my morning with some humour, before I get into serious writing.
Thanks Allen. You’ve given me a moral boost. I read your comments as well and they enlighten me, too.
To me, humor, or rather sarcasm, is my way of dealing with outrage and supressing volatile anger. Some of this shit really gets to me. Especially when it comes to kids being sacrificed.
Parents, (meaning two copulating, mindless, adult-aged morons), in general, need to decide WHY they’re having kids before they do… If they want pets, whom they can readily discard, so be it – by a fucking fish.
As for kids; either treat them like you would yourself or don’t have them. Stop screwing around. Wear a fucking “raincoat”, damn it!
As for this dumb-assed attempt to disarm the public, I say this….shoot the criminals and there won’t be any problems needing your stupid-assed knife collecting.
Sorry folks. I got off on a tangent…
Thanks again, Allan…
Hadenoughalready,
You got me again laughing, have a good day soon, as I am heading into evening.
Standby for more attempts for gun bans in the US courtesy of the Jihad supporting left. Likely motivation: Muslims are OFFENDED by American gun ownership. For obvious reasons. The saddest part is if this actually happened there would be a line of dhimmi supporters for it labeling any opposition as RACIST.
Always keep a few “throwaways “. What they don’t know, can’t hurt you. Not that *I* do.
Hey, Hadenoughalready, mate, don’t worry about it, you got me laughing too, bud.ROTFLMAO! And it is so fecking funny.
The incredible STUPIDITY of this unbelievable. Britain is over. They’ve existed for all these centuries, WITH knives, and now they’ve realized that they need to turn them ALL in, because MUSLIMS are murdering too many folks with them?
Did it EVER occur to these MORONS that only the law-abiding EVER obey laws, and that INSANE MUSLIMS don’t give a damn about what laws exist BESIDES SHARIAH LAW? Idiocy will be the death of us all. Leftist litigation is either making things clear for Muslims to conquer us, or for Sexual Deviants to erode all standards of decency. I can’t WAIT for it all to come to a head, when the Muslims tell the “gays” to “straighten” up or DIE. To whom will the left’s sympathies fall then?
They ban knives in prison – get the idea. Britain has become a prison for it’s true citizens.
800 knives isn’t all that many. And one can be certain those who play with those knives will not hand them in.
The idiots that conceived that idea are, for all intents and purposes, already headless.
I’d ask those people by the knife kiosk, “Have you seen any bearded creatures or burqa-clad letterboxes from the ‘religion of peace’ turn in their knives?”
I didn’t think Britain could get any stupider.
Knives aren’t the only thing being surrendered here.
The population is surrendering to a corrupt, unjust, totalitarian government, and that seems perfectly reasonable to the majority of the population.
To the British and Europeans: The U.S. and Canada are NOT coming to save your asses this time, especially not with poll results like this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/survey-western-europe-wary-of-supporting-russias-nato-neighbors/2015/06/09/8251602c-0df6-11e5-a0fe-dccfea4653ee_story.html
Dear Nimroad, It’s up to us to save ourselves. No one else.
btw with the continued mass Muslim immigration, the U.S. and Canada won’t be in a position to save any other countries except the U.S. and Canada.
There is one good thing that came out of CA legislature a few weeks ago. Students and faculty on UC and CSU Campuses who have ccp’s can now carry on campus. Before this, they could be fired, expelled and prosecuted for violating a gun free zone.
That’s amazingly good news. Never thought anything like that could happen in California.
Lberty GB patriotic, anti-Islamisation party on their Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/LibertyGBParty
says:
Liberty GB
By producing an anodyne show about Muslims and calling it “My Jihad”, the BBC seeks to normalize Islam and Jihad in particular. Just ask the global victims of Jihad whether it is all a bit of a laugh.
Shame on the BBC (again). END of comment.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01ssrp2
A Bus & A Burka, My Jihad – BBC pilot episode. A tender and funny love story of a chance meeting on the night bus home.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01ssrp2
Anti-God jihad attacks are increasing around the world and the despicable BBC, HM government propaganda arm for Islam and a Global Caliphate, is now also the propaganda arm for satanic jihad terrorism.
The depraved BBC SPIT on the graves of all the thousands of recent victims of jihad and SPIT on the graves of the hundreds of millions of non-Muslims barbarically put to death by Muslims over 1,400 years and the millions of non-Muslims captured for slaves.
THEIR BLOOD CRIES OUT
ISIS and every Muslim terrorist organisation on earth will be rejoicing and greatly ENCOURAGED in their jihad attacks on non-Muslim innocents.
One ridiculous thing to another.
Seems to be where the monarchy used to reign, now stupidity reigns. Pity.
WHAT?? First off, how about giving law abiding citizens back their right to guns so that they can defend themselves against the mutants chopping off their heads. Or better said, how about those citizens take back their rights instead of giving up another? Unless someone is trained in close contact combat a knife won’t help them. Knives require that you be too close. A stronger opponent will use it against you. So now no one can use a knife to filet a fish or debone a chicken? Those folks are not the problem. Good God in Heaven, take out the trash so your law abiding people can walk down the street without feeling the need to look over their shoulders. So some chefs say you don’t need a point on a knife? Guess what, you don’t need a point to SLICE through the carotid artery or the brachial or femmoral artery either dimwits, you only need a sharp blade and it doesn’t need to be any longer than 4 inches. Next it will be “turn in your pressure cookers, nails, screws, ball bearings, bottles, pvc pipes, etc. Do your jobs, LE and eliminate the threat at its source. Then don’t import any more killers. Until you do your job, your citizens should have all means available to defend themselves. How many lives could have been saved this week if only one person had been armed on that beach? How many if that one person had had the training necessary to stop one aggressor? Two to center mass and one to the head. That’s your solution, but you are too pussified to admit it!
Oh, please, Emma. Let’s not be absurd. You know citizens do not have any right to defend themselves. You need a license for that.
Remember who the real victims are – those poor, misunderstood mozlems and their religion of pieces. And remember, it’s not the mozlems that kill, it’s those demonically-possessed knives, rocks, sticks, guns, etc…
Please try not to say things that are hurtful and racist. It’s makes us all look bad (cough, choke, gag)…
I hope you know how much it hurt to type this crap. I think I’m gonna puke….
We are living in what was once a common TV program called “The Twilight Zone”. God help us all~!
Would someone PLEASE get me the damned brandy……HURRY?
Even if they did get their guns back legally speaking, the UK and Europe have some of the worst self-defense laws ever. Pretty much everywhere over there is a duty to retreat law, even in your own home, and “disproportionate force” laws. A 90 pound woman would probably be charged with murder based on “disproportionate force” if she shot a 200lb male attacker who didn’t have any weapon (aside from greater size and strength), especially if she didn’t try hard enough to run away even in her own home.
So the law is not on the side of the victims of violent crime. There’s plenty of legal ammunition to prosecute a victim for not trying hard enough to avoid hurting the poor, misunderstood, would-be murderer who’s just a product of his environment etc.
Save lives by turning in your:
Frying pans
Metal pipes
Golf clubs
Automobiles
Baseball bats
Cricket bats
Flowerpots
Clothes Irons
Bricks
Wine bottles
Chef tools
Pantyhose
Rope
Motorcycles
Rice cookers
Pressure Cookers
Barbecue Grills
Propane Tanks (for barbecues)
Chairs
Sticks
Branches
… Hijabs
* ALL (but the last) soon to be banned in England!
and tire irons, saws, hammers, screw drivers, knitting needles, to name just a few more. And, what about hands and teeth?
What they really want is for you to turn in your mind and soul. A nation of unthinking, neutered, emotionless sheep is an ideal citizenry. They never cause any trouble. Baaaaah.
Constantine,
Well said- a good summary of political mentality.
Well said, our kid. Britain has become a nation of sheep to the slaughter, serfs and slaves but me, I’m not sheep, I am a proud British Lion and I want to stand up and be counted but our criminal loving anti gun and self defence ISIS appeasing arsewipe Government have totally banned all forms of self defence favouring the criminal scum, psycho and terrorist and I am absolutely pissed off with hearing stories on the news about innocent people getting burgled, robbed, raped, beaten and murdered in their homes because they are not allowed to fight back because of the threst of being prosecuted and put in HM Concentration camp (Prison) for the “crime” of defending themselved, their homes and their loved ones and protecting them from harm while those bastards of the ruling elite can have the benefit of having armed protectkon while the innocent ordinary law abiding person is made totally defenceless and with no means to defend themselve and left at the mercy of the criminal scum, psycho and terrorist.
Pantyhose?! oh yeah,forgot,there’s lots of pervs in islam,if they get their hands on them no goat will be safe.
Hi there, Sheik, how are you? LMAO, that is true, bud. I’ve named some more items that can be used as weopons and a mean to defend ourselves that are to be banned in the Caliphate of Britanistan, I could namee them all but the list is too long. ROTFLMAO! That’s a good one.
Hey, Bill, you’ve missed a few other things to be banned in The Caliphate of Britanistan. What about:
Planks of wood,
Roofing slates,
Radiators,
Electrical Cable,
Nails and screws,
Feet, arms and legs,
Power tools,
Musical Instruments etc,
And anything that could be used as a weopon and a means to defend yourself. I could name a whole lot more things but the list is too long. I’m afraid history is about to repeat itself again if we don’t do something about it. Britain is becoming a country akin to when that Nazi murdering brush moustached little prick Hitler and his crazy assed fkkn lackeys had ruled Germany in the 30s and 40s and had over 13 million people murdered including 6 million Jews until we kicked his sorry scumbag ass all the way back to fkkn Berlin but this time it will be the Islamists and our limp wristed, yellow bellied criminal loving, ISIS appeasing government is allowing it to fkkn happen, the modern day fkkn Neville bastard Chamberlain fkkn type government who like to appease the enemy be giving the fkkers what they want and handing it to them on a fkkn plate. Me and our pro gun and self defence brethren are absolutely fkkd off about it. Me, I’m more like Winston Churchill, Theodore Roosevelt, Charles DeGaulle, Tito and Eduard Benes, our watime heroes and allies put together. If the Islamists take Britain over, they’ll be a hell of a lot worse than the Nazis were in WW2 and if it does happen, it will be us ordinary law abiding people, well cattle, sheep, sitting fkkn ducks,serfs and fkkn bastard slaves that suffers, and we’ll be treated like the Poles, Czechs, Russians, Jews and other populations were treated by that bastard Hitler, the SS, Gestapo scum and his Nazi murdering bastard muthafkkn cronies in WW2 when the bastards occupied their homeland and treated those poor bastards like shit and killed them for no bastard reason. We need to stop it happening before it’s too fkkn late
Incredible idiots of the left!!!
HAAAAAW ! How stupid can a supposed law enforcement establishment be ? I’ll bet all the criminals are rushing to these bins to turn in their knlives.
It stands t reason that any self respecting, patriotic criminal would do it just so they could get that warm and fuzzy feeling in their little tummies.
The Brits are actually spending MONEY to advertise this moronic campaign, when there must be thousands of rat holes they could pound it down in.
OK, Grandma ! Let’s have that paring knife ! No more apple peeling for you ! Heh !
They’re primarily lazy. It’s much easier to set up a stupid knife collection bin to claim you’re doing something about crime, then go eat doughnuts or biscuits or whatever cops eat over there than it is to do real police work.
What’s next, ban baseball bats? To solve a problem you must first go to the source of the problem not the tool.
With liberals, a shit on the floor means that they take away all slippery shoes, sprinkle it with Glade Room Deodorizer and leave the mess.
Depriving citizens of their right to own and use tools to defend themselves emboldens criminals and terrorists. Evil acts become safer for the evil monsters.
Depriving citizens of tools that could be used to defend themselves emboldens criminals and terrorists.
The is so shameful. How to be a sheep and be led to the slaughter. Oh, baaaa baaaa really loudly and move in among the other sheep and maybe the knife holder will just take another life instead of yours. Maybe watch some videos on how the big cats chase after herds – you know, let the little calves or the physically inferior be taken instead of the big, bwave adults.
Traitor British leaders created Islamic Paradise in Britain for Muslims and HELL on Earth for our people. READ and WEEP what the evil ones have done to Britain.
Miguel A. Faria Jr., M.D wrote a brilliant analysis of what is taking place in Britain: ‘A Nation of Thieves’.
Faria believes that criminals are being used by the UK government in the same way they were used in the Soviet Union, even at the height of Joseph Stalin’s reign of terror and bloody purges (at least 20 million lives), the thieves were considered “socially friendly” elements, and were useful and used extensively by the Soviet government.
My only disagreement with Faria is that more than the criminals, Muslims are being massively used by our ruling elites for nefarious, terrible purposes.
http://www.wnd.com/2003/10/21323/
A Nation of Thieves
57-year-old British farmer, Tony Martin, who lived in a remote farmhouse in England and had been terrorized several times by burglars, shot and killed such an intruder in his home. Another thief accomplice escaped.
For this act of self-defense in his own home Tony Martin, was sentenced to life imprisonment as “a danger to burglars!”
While Martin languished in an English prison, the other thief went free after spending only 18 months in jail.
The British government granted the felon, who had previously been convicted of 34 crimes, 5,000 pounds of taxpayers’ money as legal aid to file a lawsuit against Martin for emotional distress. Incredible, but true!
It is not surprising, then, that in London, a person’s chances of being mugged are six times greater than in the Big Apple! Nor should it surprise anyone that in England, day burglary is commonplace and dangerous because burglars know that even if the homeowner is present, they are defenseless and at the “mercy” of the thief.
Tony Martin was freed after serving four years in prison, but today, he is forced to live in safe houses in fear for his life. Threats have been made against Martin’s life by other thieves and relatives of the dead burglar…..
In the Soviet Union, even at the height of Joseph Stalin’s reign of terror and bloody purges (at least 20 million lives), the thieves were considered “socially friendly” elements, and were useful and used extensively by the Soviet government.
The thieves not only terrorized the population as haters and defilers of private property, but were also used as informants, and in the gulags as “instructors” in the cultural and educational sections or as officers by the internal security police (the MVD).
Needless to say, they were also useful to the repressive apparatus as the proverbial stool pigeons and enforcers of hard labor and terror against ideological (political) prisoners.
When needed, they even worked hand in glove with the security forces in carrying out mass murder in the extermination camps of the gulags.
While citizens were arrested, hauled up to the gulags for slave labor and saddled with long prison sentences (10- and 25-year sentences were typical), Solzhenitsyn writes: Sentences [for the thieves] were bound to be reduced and of course for habitual criminals especially.
Watch out there now, witness in the courtroom! They will all be back soon, and it will be a knife in the back of anyone who gives testimony!
Therefore, if you see someone crawling through a window, or slitting a pocket, or your neighbor’s suitcase being ripped open – shut your eyes! Walk by! You didn’t see anything! That’s how the thieves have trained us – the thieves and our laws!
In the destructive-labor camps of the Soviet Union (1918-1956), the thieves robbed, tortured and murdered political prisoners with impunity.
Indeed, they were rewarded with higher food rations, better living space and other privileges for collaborating with the guards and fomenting terror.
It makes hair stand on end when we see that parallels can be drawn between today’s coddled thieves of the soft-left (social) democracy of Great Britain and the erstwhile, hard-left communist utopia of the former USSR.
Solzhenitsyn writes that fear of exceeding the limits of self-defense for individual Soviet citizens “led to total spinelessness as a national characteristic” on the part of the individual and total omnipotence on that of the criminal state.
When a military officer, mind you a Red Army officer, defended himself from an assailant and killed the hoodlum with a penknife, the officer got 10 years for murder… http://www.wnd.com/2003/10/21323/
The cradle to grave brainwashing of Brits by the left is highly effective. I spoke to one young woman several years ago about the injustice done to farmer Tony Martin. She was vehement in her disagreement. She insisted that the farmer (in defending himself) was in the wrong — the farmer was the bad guy.
Truly scary. Unable to discern right and wrong. Good and evil. It DESTROYS the human soul. Precisely what it is meant to do.
Linda, I had heard about Mr Martin; but did not know the details how severely he was mistreated. I also didn’t know how burglars/criminals were used in the Stalinist era USSR in order to oppress even further Soviet citizens.
I’m sorry but while many of your posts are spot-on this one is rubbish. Your suggestion ‘since Britain banned guns’ knife crime is on the increase is wrong. We have banned guns for over a century and knife crime did not rise because of that. You may be referring to a recent news article where knife crime is on the rise but only as a result of the reduction of ‘stop-and-search’
Really? Don’t tell O and the Regime.
Great Britain… destroying itself through muzslime immigration. So, all of these folks turning their commando knives, machetes, swords, etcetera… let me guess? Are they bitter muzslime immigrants who get welfare? Are they West hating and Jew loathing islamists who listen to hate preaching Imans in the mosques throughout the UK?
Seriously, the authorities actually believe would be jihadists like those who murdered Rigby or grandmothers in their flower gardens… are going to put aside their KorHAMs after Friday prayers… and say “hey, I’m going to turn in my machete which is bloodied because I killed my neighbor’s dog last Tuesday.”
I mean if they turn in their machetes what then will they use to terrorize 12 year old girls they kidnap and tie up… before they and all their welfare parasite friends rape the child.
And NOW the authorities quote chefs that you don’t need knives for cooking or food preparation. Heck, I need something sharp just to open up many food packages nowadays. Unless, scissors are next on the confiscation list.
The advice is INSANE on how to survive a “Knife Attack.” Also, it doesn’t do any good. Rigby was out in public. The Grandmother screamed. Both are dead. Its hard to curl up in a ball on the ground when you are a tiny old lady and faced with a large muzslime butcher. It is hard to curl up in a ball when like Rigby the islamists run you over with a car first!
Personal Alarm? If the police or crowds don’t come when they hear you scream… how is such an alarm going to help you? How many people respond to car alarms going off in the UK?
Then keep in mind that there seems to be a pattern when emergency calls come in that involve muslims. Ooops I meant the UK “pc words” of immigrant or Asian. The police arrive “late” almost as if they don’t want to deal with the situations as they happen.
The attack on Rigby… the constables showed up MUCH later than one would have expected. I bet the cops were shocked to find the perps still on the scene since the police took their sweet time getting there.
The reason the muz were still there was basically from one British woman (evil infidel) who tried to aid and comfort Rigby and then realized it was too late… she went right up to the murderers and challenged them. She kept them occupied until the police arrived.
Oh, and this brave British heroine has been harassed by both muzz and the police for her actions. Instead of being praised the muz attack and bully her.
Don’t fight back? The American woman in Oklahoma who survived the beheading fought back. YES, she probably would have been killed had it not been for her co worker with the gun who shot the muz scum. HOWEVER, her fighting back gave her a few extra moments IN WHICH IT ALLOWED HER TO BE SAVED.
Don’t fight back? Hamas, PLO, Taliban, ISIS, Boko Haram… all are absolutely horrible soldiers. Because they are NOT soldiers. They are terrorists who when faced with a REAL modern army will many times fall back or give up.
Kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls or Syrian Nuns… teen-age Israeli boys… civilians in an Australian chocolate shop… schoolchildren beheaded in Thailand… raped Buddhist nuns in Myanmanr…. gays thrown off roofs or dragged behind motorcycles in Iran or Gaza… little girls in France… museum visitors in Belgium… elderly people on beaches in Tunisia… British soldiers jogging in quiet neighborhoods… lone female factory workers starting their workday… commuters on a Chinese train platform… teen-agers in a Russian movie theater… pregnant Yazidi women hiding in their homes… authors and illustrators of a Paris magazine… Hindus and Jews and Sihks in Mumbai…children with Down Syndrome in Pakistan… grandmothers in their gardens…
Get the pattern. How many incidents in the thousands of terror attacks since 9/11, how many atrocities in the Ramadan Bombathons… are ever actually a genuine military engagement with a modern army?
Muslimes are cowards and go after soft targets… PEOPLE WHO CAN’T OR WILL NOT FIGHT BACK. The sleaze who beheaded his co-worker in Oklahoma… attacked two lone women in two separate incidents. Notice how he didn’t go into a countrry/western or sports bar filled with men in which to “kill his infidels?”
Cowards. In fact… FIGHTING BACK is actually the very best thing one can do. As they are usually shocked when it happens.
I remember the BNI posted video of a Muz who seemed shocked when he tried to terrorize and bully people in Russia??? and to his shock a group of young Russian infidels sent him on the run after giving him an ass whipping.
Priceless.
Oh, and a can of soup could be a weapon but a heavier than empty unopened can of a soft drink cannot be a weapon? Just saying.
Finally… its as if the British authorities are WARNING the infidel populace that when the uprising comes by the muz… what you can do to avoid being a casualty until the islamic take over is complete. This campaign IS OBVIOUSLY preparing the public for massive in the future attacks by islam immigrants.
Oh Please save us from ourselves Mr British policeman. What are the police doing asking folks to be total victims for the jihadis that are roaming the streets in the UK. What utter and stupid action is this. Police are making it easier for muslims to actually go and behead the infidels because the infidels wont have the means to defend themselves. first the guns, now the knives. God help us from those who are trying to save us. As for those folks walking to remove knives. Well you stupid UK Pratts, you wont need a knife or a gun, until you really need one then you need it really bad, and the police will have convinced you simpletons to disarm. Now only jihadis and police will have guns. You are all the lawyful prey of the Police and the jihadis, and frankly when i look at them both there is little difference. The Police are aiding and abetting the Muslims , and hide evidence of crimes to help Muslims. They are out to get you killed. Stupid brits. Get out while you can and while you still have your heads. England is a goner, the police are not working for you, they are working for the Muslims. You have the right to die and to be a victim of both Jihadis and the UK Police
“Bend over, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good bye.”
That absolutely is a classic, Bonni – A+ !!
Unreal!! Yep, the “Brits” have really bent over and kissed their backsides and country “Good-by”!
Question … Why don’t you “Brits” just slit your own throats and save your attackers the work; oh, and do it next to a dump to save clean up; keep it all neat and tidy!
Someone tell me I’ve stumbled upon the Onion by mistake. Or this is a late April Fool ‘s joke. This is just so ridiculous it must be a joke.
The joke is on us. All the citizens of the free world are being subjected to this kind of mentality coming from those whom we elected to protect us. How’d we do?
And the stupidity of the masses ramps up another notch…….the movie Idiocracy keeps coming to mind
“Plants love Brawndo!”
The sign might be better with ‘Stop Islam and its Muslim snakes – save lives’. Are we about to find out that only Muslims are not in compliance with gun laws.
Britain did not have a serious knife crime problem before massive immigration took place. Massive immigration produced a massive knife crime problem, along with some beheadings.
The message should be:
END KNIFE CRIME — END IMMIGRATION.
END KNIFE CRIME — DEPORT ALL FOREIGN CRIMINALS, ILLEGALS AND
INFILTRATOR/INVADERS.
END KNIFE CRIME — DEATH SENTENCE FOR ALL KILLER KNIFERS
Lee Rigby’s assailant …. used his filthy left hand …. so, if Rigby had survived somehow …. he’d have some nasty infections …. knives don’t kill …. Muslims do !
No words can encompass the stupidity.
I also call for a ban on letter openers, sharp pencils and pointy vegetables like carrots. That is going to make us 100% safe from the death cult.
A sharp wit can be a formidable weapon, too.
Oh, no! We can’t have any of that. “Ban All Wits”! We know this can’t be allowed. Just look at all those patriotic idiots using their wits to try exercising common sense.
How demoralizing for those poor Cromozlem anthropoids just trying to live like their innocent cave-dwelling Neanderthals…
And ban Sharp Tongues” while we’re at it. (sarc)
oh man… banning knives is racist…how can ISIS behead people if knives were banned..{sarcasm}
and you should only ban knives and guns that are made in israel..boycott israeli goods…and give jobs to ISIS…that would totally stop jihad {sarcasm}
Pointless. How many Mozzies are gonna hand in their knives? Criminals will use anything available to commit crime. If it isn’t available, they will fabricate it. Shivs anyone?
They may as well have a “hand in your car and the wire from your bra” campaign. In a maniacs hands, both those could kill.
This is like asking Mozzies to stop the punishment against “adulterous women”, by banning stones! Again, pointless and as BNI stated, potentially risking the lives of NON-muslims. If I had a Katana, I’d be sharpening it, not handing it in.
Tackle the root cause of the problem, not the symptoms.
And of course the muSLIME thugs are going to hand in their knives too… like fuck they will! This ‘hand in your knife’ is another move to disempower the masses. If you can’t carry a weapon to protect yourself, do yourself a BIG favour – do and learn (no, MASTER!) Krav Maga, the deadly Israeli martial art that uses devastating, lightning fast techniques to quickly disarm a knife wielding thug. If you don’t have that ability, just YELL, SCREAM, throw something in the assailant’s face and then RUN. Even better, stay out of places where this low-life lives and breeds. A small canister of mace or wasp spray (keep in your pocket with your hand on it ready for action) is instantly effective too if you can whip it out and press the button so the jet shoots straight into the dirt bag’s eyes. Worked well for me in Johannesburg.
Knowing the right solution is removal of all mosquerats, we also know this will never happen. Not under these power-mongers and idiots. So I suggest this:
Anyone that has ever used a cane for walking out knows it also doubles as a rather formidable weapon. I suggest folks start using them and having them made of steel pipe, not wood. Aesthetically decorated, they’re hidden in plain view.
yes give up your knives. you might hurt a poor wittle muslim.
wow, just wow just when you thought they couldn’t get stupider
are the lefties that stupid , and im sure the muzzies will be the first to hand there knives in,like they don’t have guns ,detonators and nitro pill ,instead of disarming they should be arming ,if everyone has a gun every one can shot back ,
In the UK we have knife amnesties at least once every 5/10 years or so.
Strange really , people hand in thousands of knives during the amnesty but can buy new in any decent hunting shop.
Doctors tried to ban kitchen knives here a few years ago, not sure how we were supposed to prepare food.
But then again some bright MP wanted to ban all cows because they were contributing to global warming by farting to much.
the last one was well on the way to being law until someone pointed out what would we eat, i bet the meeting suddenly went silent.
Welcome to lala land.
Know where the cow flatulence /global warming connection came from? UC Davis! My alma mater received a federal grant of millions a few yrs ago to measure methane amts released into the air by cows and its effect on air quality!! If they’re that worried about flatulence, maybe they should ban all those people who are out in the streets farting at heaven! But really? Can’t provide decent services to our veterans but millions available to study cow farts! Wake me when it’s over!
Society got unbelievably stupid and irrational in Spain once – just before the Spanish Civil War broke out.
Emma and Bill, ever heard of the European Flatulence Agency of Regulation and Taxation (EuroFart)? Mark Steyn has the beef on them 🙂
http://www.steynonline.com/6218/introducing-obamacow
This is just the beginning. Pretty soon they will demand butter knives. Then forks. Eventually spoons. Only plastic sporks will remain.
The British Government and the naïve fools that support this program of handing in knives are insane. Muslims will not volunteer surrender of all of their weapons, the Koran will not authorise it.
Well fishermen, you are in trouble, you are not allowed to use fishing knives…now how stupid is that?
Well we’ve surrendered something far more important than knives,our soul and pride in our country and with Dave at the helm there’s no chance of seeing either again.
Next they’ll ban hammers, axes, pots and pans, pencils and pens, forks, sticks, broom handles and finally rocks. Those insidious rocks have killed millions over the centuries and we just can’t have that any more.
I’m all for it. Let’s ban EVERYTHING and go live in those same caves these neolithic reptiles call “home”.
WTF?
Except caves have rocks, so living in caves is out.
What everyone will be living in is a prison. Everyone will be treated like prisoners who can’t be trusted with anything that might potentially be dangerous.
Treating the population of the country like the population of a prison is the goal. It’s already happening.
@Nimrod:
No worries! They’ll just put up a sign saying “Rocks Kill’ and folks won’t touch them for fear they might get hurt. (sarc)
Honestly, we’re ALREADY in a prison. One of our own making. We may think we’re free but we’re not. Short of removing free speech, and that’s next, how can we claim to be free to do much of anything?
Oh, yes, we can travel. Sure. What about tolls and the vehicle you’re in? Is it registered, insured, inspected? Do you have a valid driver’s license? What’s that hanging on your rear-view mirror? It obstructing your view – here’s a ticket – have a nice day!
Is that yours (at least it used to be) or are you subject to illegal search and seizure on the “probable cause” suspicion of the LEO who stopped you at an unconstitutional drunk checkpoint?
Question: Why don’t they park in front of bars and lounges if they want to make a point?
Shall I continue?
No matter what you do, even in your own home, you need either a permit, a license or some sort of permission. Even your kids aren’t your own anymore. Keep them from school for a few days and there’ll be a knock on your door asking why.
Same with pets or anything else you own. Don’t pay your taxes and there goes your house. The one you “supposedly” paid-off and own.
Oy!
Sadly, if you take this imbecilic nonsense to it’s logical or illogical extreme, it means we can only live out on the plains somewhere and we may as well commit seppuku, because we couldn’t eat.
Oh we could eat with our hands, (knives and forks? You’ve got to be kidding!) but how could we hunt without weapons, without even the deadly stones and rocks used by the ‘poor’ Palestinians!
The ‘boss’ and I agree—this is the most absurd nonsense yet to come out of once great Britain, the absolute nadir.
The only tiny light to come out of Britain at this time is the English womens’ soccer team, who are now in the semi-finals of the World Cup–GO BRITS!!
I think they want us to dig for grubs and roots like their forefathers…….still do.