While waiting to pick up his car from the parking lot, Mr. BNI noticed that the attendant was off to the side doing his one of his five daily Islamic prayers on a prayer rug.
When the attendant finished, he ran over and apologized to Mr. BNI for making him wait.
So Mr. BNI (with a straight face) asked him, “What were you doing?”
Attendant: “I was praying.”
Mr. BNI: Praying to whom?”
Attendant: “Praying to Allah.”
Mr. BNI: “What religion is that?”
Attendant: “It’s Islam.”
Mr. BNI: “Well then, why is your prayer rug facing North? East (Mecca) is over that way.”
leoniepipe says
LOL!
Caroleigh says
Too bad Mr. B didn’t kick him in the nut bag. Perfect opportunity!
BareNakedIslam says
Nah…more fun to humiliate him.
Kraig says
I lived in Redondo Beach California back in the late nineties. I was first kind of surprised and then disturbed to discover a longer than usual line forming to pay for gas. Why. Two Islamics who were supposed to be serving were ass high praying behind the counter. USA and the west used to be so secure from this type of enemy. Remember the Communist era? Nazi watching? What next? Mass beheading of infidels? I wish I was kidding.
These savages have penetrated frontlines and are apparently using our laws to mangle and strange.
Az gal says
Muslums are too stupid to know N, S, E, & W. Good for Mr BNI, he’s a smart one, to know how to best challenge a Muslum.
Classy Infidel says
Congratulations Mr. BNI. It takes guts to do what he did.
Ghulam says
Doing qiblah in the wrong direction is pretty common in Islamo-land.
Your hubby had too much fun at the Bangladeshi’s expense.
BareNakedIslam says
Sure did. 😂
Hartmut says
LoL
BLR says
trust a Marine to know precisely where enemy headquarters lies sometimes if the wind is right by smell alone
BareNakedIslam says
BLR, Mr BNI says: “Semper Fi, brother.”
BLR says
by your side and her leave always “brother”
sixlittlerabbits says
Thank Mr. BNI for providing my laugh of the day (sorely needed). LOLROTF.
BareNakedIslam says
Will do. 😘
Steve S says
Hilarious! ROFLMAO. And the truth is that Muslims often do face the wrong direction when they pray, even when they should know what direction Mecca lies in from where they are. I remember reading somewhere, that an airline pilot, piloting an aircraft for Saudi royalty, would, when they would face in the direction of Mecca to pray, deliberately turn the plane, so that Muslims would either have to turn to pray in the right direction again or the Muslims would wind up praying in the wrong direction.
Of course, this obsession that Muslims have for facing toward their holy city of Mecca when they pray raises special problems especially when traveling in outer space. If we ever become a space faring civilization, they are going to have to figure out how to celebrate their religious holidays and how to face Mecca when they pray. It makes me wonder how a Muslim prays, if he/she is flying aboard the International Space Station or similar orbiting spacecraft since Mecca would not be in a fixed relative position as the spacecraft orbits the Earth.
Likewise, if you are on another planetary body altogether, it becomes practically impossible to face in the direction of Mecca to prostrate and pray when Mecca is at your Zenith (i.e. above your head) or Nadir (below your feet) since on another body such as the moon, or Mars, or even a planetary body orbiting another star. And, of course, keeping holidays and festivals would be a pain, since most Islamic holidays are timed with the phases of the moon or other objects visible from Earth, but if you on another body, you would have no way to keep time the same way, since the rotation period of a planet would be different from Earth’s, likewise local satellites would have different orbital periods than Earth’s moon, etc.
canuckguynbgmailcom says
Steve, I am not going to lose any sleep over that problem.
Grant B says
Unless of course, the whole thing was really just an act to get attention. Maybe he’s not devout…just wants to yank the infidels’ chain.
Linda Rivera says
HILARIOUS!!!
Chris Tyrrell says
PS. the great circle route will further complicate the muslums life regarding the shortest distance to mecca. LOL.
BareNakedIslam says
You mean this?
Can a Muslim pray facing the opposite direction of the Qibla, seeing as the direction would be going around the globe and to the Qibla anyway? If you eat with your right arm going around your head and making a loop and then put your food in your mouth instead of going straight to your mouth, then yes you may pray like that.
Chris Tyrrell says
Is there another concept that they are to pray in the direction that is the shortest distance to mecca too as a second option. That bit of info would further cause the idiot muslum to run for cover. Well done Mr. BNI. as we will all agree, you can not fix stupid and you can not fix a muslum as told to us by Sir Winston Churchill.
BareNakedIslam says
Indeed.
Martelson says
That’s special. 🙂 Muslims must have the highest numbers of thus plain stupid of any group. Just watching the movement of the sun would have allow something of info for which way to put your arse up in the air.
tao300 says
the whole hocuspocus regarding the Mecca quibla is in reality (erroneously) based on a later tradition anyways because after Mohammeds death the first and oldest Mosques were found by Archaeology to have been oriented towards the region of Petra or Jerusalem.
Mohammed clearly described the landscape where he lived as “shaded by fruittrees and pleasant with running rivers etc.” while Mecca was bare desert and so small that the roman military cartographers didn’t even mention it among other even smaller places, which they did mention in their maps. The trade routes of those times avoided crossing the deserts because it was infinitely easier and cheaper to transport merchandise by ship directly into the Red Sea and distribute it all along the port cities on or near the coast. Mecca was mainly a holdout of caravan raiders and warlords and as such it gained importance for the chieftains, all ruthless killers, who used the nascent tradition of this venerated fool called M. and his promise of paradise, booty and slave-rape as a magnet to attract other fools into their armies with which they destroyed Persia, the great and peaceful culture, made a “Hindukush” (=slaughter of 60- to 80 million Hindus) and subjugated North Africa and the whole Mediterranian.
Dajjal says
Jerusalem was the origional quibla before the local Jews wised up to Moe and scorned his malarkey.
It is forbidden to defecate or urinate directly facing Mekkah or away from it so all crappers should face the East.
Jeanne T. says
That is priceless!
ME Infidel says
In addition to Mr. BNI pointing out that this Muslim is directionally challenged, he and other infidels need to arm themselves further by knowing that Sharia has two principles when Muslims are unable to fulfill their obligations: “tayseer” (to ease one’s burden) and “darura” (necessity). When Muslims are living in a country where Sharia is not in force (YET), compliance for prayers is not necessary and can be done at a later time.
For details, See Dr. Bill Warner’s monograph, “Sharia Law for Non-Muslims” pg. 42.
You’ve no doubt heard of the saying “Knowledge is power” attributed to Francis Bacon, which certainly applies to the Islamic invasion so that we don’t necessarily cave to their incessant demands.
Aaaa says
Jesus taught, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”
Grace Joy says
Oops! Good job, Mr. BNI! No doubt the attendant won’t make that mistake again!
Paul says
That Muslim parking attendant needs to wear a toupee & wear clean clothes & shave 🪒 that dirty beard.