It isn't Islamophobia when they really ARE trying to kill you
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Contrary to popular belief, many Muslims actually GET FAT while fasting during the holy month of Ramadan
A long time ago, I became friendly with a Muslim girl at University (who was actually quite nice). She followed Ramadamadingdong religiously and claimed to put on weight during that period.
I know this is a sample size of 1 but it consolidates the above: muslimes do NOT starve themselves during ramadamadingdong!
(I hope this comment posts because my comments on the last 5 or 6 posts don’t seem to be getting through, and I don’t get the opportunity to comment on BNI posts as much as I would like).
Can confirm. I actually used to live with muslims, and after knowing them and their muslim friends, all but one complained of gaining weight during Ramadan. The only one who didn’t get fat, was the one who ate lunch.
I lived in Malaysia years ago and I have seen the vast amount of food put out for these people to stuff themselves with as soon as the Sun goes down, attacking food like wild animals, as if they been starving in the Desert for weeks…I often go with Lunch… I just dont think of that as a spiritual practice.
from the looks of their wives there is some fast cheating going on while them fools are ass up down at the mosque begging their moon god to notice how devout they are
Bubba Grump's Nutz says
Gilligan’s wife: “Honey, did I get fat during Ramalamadingdong?”
Gilligan: “You got “ER”…….fat ER………
And then the fight started…..
BareNakedIslam says
LOL!
Ghulam says
Hardy-har-har
Well she is FAT so no big deal. Now let’s hear something ORIGINAL.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Bubba.
Bubba, who?
Don’t you remember me?
Bob’s Your Uncle* . 🤣
*(For the idiom challenged including this OP I’m replying to, Bob’s your Uncle MEANS “correct, there you have it.”)
Bubba Grump's Nutz says
Your wife so fat her blood type is “RAGU”…..
https://64.media.tumblr.com/88216e91ef3bcf5625a9fbcf713c30ad/tumblr_mzaouiG4sJ1rmvfheo1_250.gifv
Leonie Z. Pipe says
A long time ago, I became friendly with a Muslim girl at University (who was actually quite nice). She followed Ramadamadingdong religiously and claimed to put on weight during that period.
I know this is a sample size of 1 but it consolidates the above: muslimes do NOT starve themselves during ramadamadingdong!
(I hope this comment posts because my comments on the last 5 or 6 posts don’t seem to be getting through, and I don’t get the opportunity to comment on BNI posts as much as I would like).
BareNakedIslam says
LZP, your other comments here are posted today.
Nikki says
Can confirm. I actually used to live with muslims, and after knowing them and their muslim friends, all but one complained of gaining weight during Ramadan. The only one who didn’t get fat, was the one who ate lunch.
Andrew+Blackadder says
I lived in Malaysia years ago and I have seen the vast amount of food put out for these people to stuff themselves with as soon as the Sun goes down, attacking food like wild animals, as if they been starving in the Desert for weeks…I often go with Lunch… I just dont think of that as a spiritual practice.
BLR says
from the looks of their wives there is some fast cheating going on while them fools are ass up down at the mosque begging their moon god to notice how devout they are
Reader says
My question is, in the Middle East Is it halal to have sex with the animal before slaughtering it and having it for a late supper? 🙂
Linda Rivera says
RAMADAN BANQUETS between sunset and sunrise!!!