It isn't Islamophobia when they really ARE trying to kill you
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Related, but not quite the same. I recently ran across this guy.
The only thing “Muslim” about this Arab guy seems to be his mother, who wears a hijab. I’ve seen her in a few of his skits, she throws a flip flop at whoever’s upset her. This is a “short,” Anwar is giving a demo on how to defend yourself if your mom comes at you with a sandle: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rsIytIc6JUk
Lousy fasting is a very, very minor transgression in Islam. It’s on the same level as drinking alcohol, vandalism, robbery, rape, and cheating on your spouse.
Such unimportant sins you could just do a tauba (repentance) and Allah would forgive it in a second.
Eating pork – a somewhat bigger sin. But not big enough.
Murdering innocent – now we’re talking. Indeed Islam says killing an innocent person is like killing the entire mankind.
That’s what makes Muslims so much angry at Israel. Why did the IDF kill innocent 17-year old Bilal? He only threw stones at them out of love.
The sin of murder can be fixed with 2 months of fasting, Zakat (Donations), Haj trip to Mecca, paying blood money to the relatives of the who you killed (Saudi style justice), or they kill one of your family members in return (Afghan style justice, also known as Badal which literally means vengeance) – you see we have a lot of diversity in Islamo-lands.
Wishing Merry Christmas to a Christian – now we’re moving to Shirk category. A major sin in Islam is associating partners to Allah (swt).
This sinner deserves to be stoned to death. Spot justice.
Ghulam, you get me in trouble when you say things like your last line because people think you really believe it, when I know you do it just to rattle the haters. Also, can I assume you know that line about killing an innocent did NOT come from Mohammed but from the Hebrew Scriptures. Mo stole it as he did a lot of other stuff from Judaism.
As for the IDF shooting a kid, that’s what you get for throwing rocks at people for no reason. Shall I list all the innocent Israelis who have been murdered by Palestinians in the past few months?
C’mon, I thought the satire was apparent. Over the years I have developed this unique style of mine from one of your tribesmen – Franz Kafka. Just the way I talk.
Do you think I agree with these prevalent ideas in mainstream Islam?
That’s why I raise interesting questions. It’s the exact stuff I want to reform in mainstream Islam – so that it gets closer to the cultural Islam which is what I believe in.
I’m like a MIRROR. You get a sneak preview of what Muslims really think like….when ahem…we’ve had our fill of courtesies and good mornings.
If I travel to Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan, I’d be considered a heretic. Nowadays even Malaysia don’t seem to have much tolerance for my kind of munafiq
In Iran, not so much though. The Iranians are someone you can have a more lively discussion wth on anything against Islam.
Of course I know that, but unlike me, not everyone sees all your comments, so they can’t tell when you’re serious or kidding, like many of us can. I keep getting angry emails asking why I continue to allow you to post here.
But that doesn’t mean I want you to change. Keeping doing what you do and eventually they’ll catch on. Or not, whatever. I like having you here. Mr BNI thinks you’re funny.🤣
LOL. Hypocrisy and apostasy are rife within the ummah. Perhaps the situation with Islam and Islamic fundamentalism is not as dire as it seems. Even Muslims themselves do not really like the strictures of their Islamic faith.
According to Hadith, Muhammad was supposed to have said, “Surely faith will return to Al Medina like the snake returns to its hole.” And what he meant is that Islam will return to its origin and apostasy will begin to take over the Islamic world, and Muslims will no longer really believe their faith. And the strange thing is that of all the prophesies that Muhammad is supposed to have made, this is the only one that might actually come true.
Mohammad wanted volunteers for his army, so he said that Allah told him in dream that Allah’s whore-house in the sky if you fight with me & get killed.
Mohammad know what motivates men.
Lots of whores, young boys & wine in heaven.
Is this an exercise in laughing at oneself or at one’s own idiosyncracies, or is it an initiative to make non-muslims see the humorous side of islam in the consideration that we are all really alike. The satire is misplaced. Of course individual muslims have eaten pork occasionally (although they will not confess this to their muslim peers). Such “sinners” nonetheless affirm by their islamic affiliation the full panoply of islamic regulation and agenda. One must just hope that a briefly secularized muslim does not decide to repent his “sinful” ways or his brief seduction to secularism by putting on a suicide vest and bombing a church service in allah’s name or driving down a sidewalk killing infidel pedestrians or stabbing as many infidel people he could in a train station. The religion offers its believers madness, irrationality, self-righteousness, intolerance and a level of brutality unseen since the middle ages.
‘Our friend’? Not mine and never will be. A while you have whined about the drop in people coming here – maybe more and more people can see you are going soft on Islam – despite the postings that seen otherwise. Someone, just maybe, ought to have had an breakfast at Windows on The World that one September morning… He’s a ‘funny boi’ who never leaves a message without fitting in Islam first and last, and to hell with all non-Muslims if won’t submit.
Bye Golda. Keep yourself away from opening the city gate for funny boi.
I still average 30,000 to 40,000 hits per day. When Islam/terrorism is in the news, it goes way up. Has nothing to do with Ghulam posting here. Or not posting.
No – not funny. Fooling those outside of Islam who think they understand better what Islam actually allows and is. Anytime this Muslim goes faithful again – he gets into (he believes) Allah’s whore-house in the sky, and especially for jihad against any non-Muslim. Whether driving an plane into a building or raping the silly one in a ditch.
There is no possible involvement with Islam without being a fool and a kapo.
Grace Joy says
This is the short I had in mind when I linked secular Arab Anwar Jibawi:
“Today I’m going to be demonstrating how to defend yourself if your mom ever comes swinging at you with a sandal”: (:38) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rsIytIc6JUk
Grace Joy says
Related, but not quite the same. I recently ran across this guy.
The only thing “Muslim” about this Arab guy seems to be his mother, who wears a hijab. I’ve seen her in a few of his skits, she throws a flip flop at whoever’s upset her. This is a “short,” Anwar is giving a demo on how to defend yourself if your mom comes at you with a sandle:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rsIytIc6JUk
Steve S says
Muslims kicked in the ass during prayers.
Steve S says
Muslims doing pranks while praying:
Steve S says
Here is a Muslim prank during prayers.
inidigo says
The school photograph pic reminds me of masks during covid. So many people didn’t realize we all were being oppressed and unpersoned.
Steve S says
Here are some examples of Muslim hypocrisy and apostasy. I will only use one link per post, as Ms. BNI likes it. So I will try to post several posts.
BareNakedIslam says
LOL!
Ghulam says
I don’t hold it against him. Ramadan is hard.
Lousy fasting is a very, very minor transgression in Islam. It’s on the same level as drinking alcohol, vandalism, robbery, rape, and cheating on your spouse.
Such unimportant sins you could just do a tauba (repentance) and Allah would forgive it in a second.
Eating pork – a somewhat bigger sin. But not big enough.
Murdering innocent – now we’re talking. Indeed Islam says killing an innocent person is like killing the entire mankind.
That’s what makes Muslims so much angry at Israel. Why did the IDF kill innocent 17-year old Bilal? He only threw stones at them out of love.
The sin of murder can be fixed with 2 months of fasting, Zakat (Donations), Haj trip to Mecca, paying blood money to the relatives of the who you killed (Saudi style justice), or they kill one of your family members in return (Afghan style justice, also known as Badal which literally means vengeance) – you see we have a lot of diversity in Islamo-lands.
Wishing Merry Christmas to a Christian – now we’re moving to Shirk category. A major sin in Islam is associating partners to Allah (swt).
This sinner deserves to be stoned to death. Spot justice.
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BareNakedIslam says
Ghulam, you get me in trouble when you say things like your last line because people think you really believe it, when I know you do it just to rattle the haters. Also, can I assume you know that line about killing an innocent did NOT come from Mohammed but from the Hebrew Scriptures. Mo stole it as he did a lot of other stuff from Judaism.
As for the IDF shooting a kid, that’s what you get for throwing rocks at people for no reason. Shall I list all the innocent Israelis who have been murdered by Palestinians in the past few months?
Ghulam says
C’mon, I thought the satire was apparent. Over the years I have developed this unique style of mine from one of your tribesmen – Franz Kafka. Just the way I talk.
Do you think I agree with these prevalent ideas in mainstream Islam?
That’s why I raise interesting questions. It’s the exact stuff I want to reform in mainstream Islam – so that it gets closer to the cultural Islam which is what I believe in.
I’m like a MIRROR. You get a sneak preview of what Muslims really think like….when ahem…we’ve had our fill of courtesies and good mornings.
If I travel to Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan, I’d be considered a heretic. Nowadays even Malaysia don’t seem to have much tolerance for my kind of munafiq
In Iran, not so much though. The Iranians are someone you can have a more lively discussion wth on anything against Islam.
BareNakedIslam says
Of course I know that, but unlike me, not everyone sees all your comments, so they can’t tell when you’re serious or kidding, like many of us can. I keep getting angry emails asking why I continue to allow you to post here.
But that doesn’t mean I want you to change. Keeping doing what you do and eventually they’ll catch on. Or not, whatever. I like having you here. Mr BNI thinks you’re funny.🤣
Ghulam says
Kafkaesque is the closest to how I think. This old article has everything you want to know about Ghulam – and my writing style.
https://www.nytimes.com/1991/12/29/nyregion/the-essence-of-kafkaesque.html
It’s always a yashiva-attending, Kaddish-reading Jew that shows others a path.
1. Jesus
2. Maimonides
3. Spinoza
4. Kafka
..and so on
Steve S says
LOL. Hypocrisy and apostasy are rife within the ummah. Perhaps the situation with Islam and Islamic fundamentalism is not as dire as it seems. Even Muslims themselves do not really like the strictures of their Islamic faith.
According to Hadith, Muhammad was supposed to have said, “Surely faith will return to Al Medina like the snake returns to its hole.” And what he meant is that Islam will return to its origin and apostasy will begin to take over the Islamic world, and Muslims will no longer really believe their faith. And the strange thing is that of all the prophesies that Muhammad is supposed to have made, this is the only one that might actually come true.
One can only hope…
Siddi Nasrani says
Mohammad wanted volunteers for his army, so he said that Allah told him in dream that Allah’s whore-house in the sky if you fight with me & get killed.
Mohammad know what motivates men.
Lots of whores, young boys & wine in heaven.
Reader says
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-S573mI03T1w/UkWEGJVnoQI/AAAAAAABd7g/RL2P7ujKTMU/s1600/72+virgins.jpg
sixlittlerabbits says
This is hilarious! LOLROTF.
Jack Rider says
Is this an exercise in laughing at oneself or at one’s own idiosyncracies, or is it an initiative to make non-muslims see the humorous side of islam in the consideration that we are all really alike. The satire is misplaced. Of course individual muslims have eaten pork occasionally (although they will not confess this to their muslim peers). Such “sinners” nonetheless affirm by their islamic affiliation the full panoply of islamic regulation and agenda. One must just hope that a briefly secularized muslim does not decide to repent his “sinful” ways or his brief seduction to secularism by putting on a suicide vest and bombing a church service in allah’s name or driving down a sidewalk killing infidel pedestrians or stabbing as many infidel people he could in a train station. The religion offers its believers madness, irrationality, self-righteousness, intolerance and a level of brutality unseen since the middle ages.
BareNakedIslam says
I just thought it was nice to see Muslims laughing at themselves for a change Our friend Ghulam does often, but he’s the exception.
Martelson says
‘Our friend’? Not mine and never will be. A while you have whined about the drop in people coming here – maybe more and more people can see you are going soft on Islam – despite the postings that seen otherwise. Someone, just maybe, ought to have had an breakfast at Windows on The World that one September morning… He’s a ‘funny boi’ who never leaves a message without fitting in Islam first and last, and to hell with all non-Muslims if won’t submit.
Bye Golda. Keep yourself away from opening the city gate for funny boi.
BareNakedIslam says
I still average 30,000 to 40,000 hits per day. When Islam/terrorism is in the news, it goes way up. Has nothing to do with Ghulam posting here. Or not posting.
Martelson says
No – not funny. Fooling those outside of Islam who think they understand better what Islam actually allows and is. Anytime this Muslim goes faithful again – he gets into (he believes) Allah’s whore-house in the sky, and especially for jihad against any non-Muslim. Whether driving an plane into a building or raping the silly one in a ditch.
There is no possible involvement with Islam without being a fool and a kapo.