There is an epidemic of bicycle theft in the Netherlands and the thieves are Muslim migrants. The authorities realize that to deal with the problem in the traditional way will not work. After all, it costs a great deal to find the thieves, to put them on trial, and to then lock up offenders. Every stage of the criminal justice system costs money, far more than the stolen bicycle is worth.
Frontpage Mag – Hugh Fitzgerald (h/t Marvin W) Now Dutch authorities in the town of Dronten have hit on another way to end bicycle theft. The municipality will simply provide Muslim migrants with good bikes at very low prices — $20 each – in the hope that that will greatly decrease, and perhaps eliminate altogether, this bicycle thievery. Daniel Greenfield wrote on this crime busters’ “solution” here.
The hope is that with bicycles so cheap, these migrants will stop stealing them. The bikes will be cheap, granted, but nonetheless, stolen bikes remain cheaper still, for they cost nothing.
The Dutch welfare state spends a “gargantuan fortune” on these “Muslim migrant invaders” who came to the Netherlands precisely to take advantage of every conceivable benefit that generous welfare state has to offer: free or highly subsidized housing, free medical care, free education, family allowances (that increase with each new child), unemployment benefits (even without a work history in the Netherlands), and more.
And now, if this new plan spreads from Dronten across the country, there will be an added cost, if Muslim economic migrants are to be bribed – there is no other word for it — not to steal bikes, by giving them bikes for the scarcely-believable price of $20. But as Greenfield says, this legalized bribery is unlikely to work: a stolen bike, after all, costs nothing.
Geert Wilders has some thoughts. “Will they also give millions to potential bank robbers to prevent bank robberies?” “Insanity. I say stop asylum & close the borders.”
For those of you who think that offering Muslims bikes for $20 will indeed cut down on bicycle theft, why stop with bicycles? Let the Muslims themselves provide a list of things they are most likely to steal in street muggings and house burglaries, and then allow them to purchase those goods, just like the bicycles, at way-below-market prices. Gold chains, for example, that Muslims often rip off the necks of girls, or fashionable sneakers taken from young men, or rings, bracelets, and iPhones.
That should end the Muslim crime wave, and spare the government the cost of more police ,more prosecutors, more court-appointed lawyers, more judges, more prison guards, and more prisons. In the end, the Dutch government will pay less out-of-pocket, and the Muslim migrants will no longer have to take the risks that robbery and burglary inevitably entail. It’s a classic win-win situation.
And it’s not just goods that the state will need to supply to Muslim immigrants. It’s also services. In order to decrease the number of sexual assaults on, and rapes of, Dutch girls and women, the government could provide Muslim males with coupons, good for a fixed number of sexual encounters with the paid ladies who advertise their wares in the Red Light districts of Amsterdam and Rotterdam.
Geert Wilders discusses his 2008 film, FITNA, which has made him a target for Muslims who want to kill him and Muslim countries that want to arrest him for “blasphemy” against Islam. Even all these years later, Wilders must still employ 24/7 security whenever he goes out in the Netherlands or in any other country.
Donovan Nuera says
Make sure your saddle is made from pigskin leather with “Mohammad” embossed on it as it would a wonderful insult to have it so close your anus after a long hot ride.
Purge_muslim_filth says
This method works and it’s fun as well…
https://files.catbox.moe/un6u1e.webm
Reader says
I hope the seat was greased with bacon fat.
Donovan Nuera says
First Class!!
Sidney says
Couldn’t Apple come up with iPhone w/Bike attached? Google?
Hartmut says
This idea must have originated from a rotten brain.
The Muzzrats will throw the free bikes away and keep trying to steal the most valuable ones to sell them off. Like cell phones they rob, they only go for the new stuff many ordinary citizens can’t remotely afford.
Dan says
There is a huge epidemic of phone theft in the UK, Manly London but its tenticles stretch far and wide.
The market is HUGE. Look at this market, its solely their to sell stolen phones from the UK.
https://www.legit.ng/1161345-stolen-london-sold-lagos-how-nigerias-london-phone-market-fuels-uk-crime-rate.html
The Advisor says
Because the problem is mainly coming from the Muslims, cut back a great deal on your freebies to the savages and thieves and Muslims found guilty of crimes are to pay special highly expensive taxes for making society put up with them. You people won’t crack down on Muslim crimes through powerful punishments,; you people will not deport the Muslims for serious crimes so I am giving to you alternate advice.
Ghulam says
I don’t ride bicycles anymore.
Give me a horse and I’ll be very happy.
As Richard III once said: “A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse”
Dan says
I doth my cap.
Ghulam says
Thanks & Cheers
Sir Gaenbeald of Mercer (a.k.a Ghulam)
Ted says
Doff
Hartmut says
Richard the Lion Heart would probably agree.
Jack Rider says
I do not support violence but one conceivable solution would be to put a bicycle as bait & when the muzzie thief or any thief proceeds to purloin it a sequestered marksman would intervene to stop the crime & all further crimes. The offenders should know there are risks to criminal conduct. Are there no former Dutch snipers available to protect their homeland from this pollution? I condemn violence so I’m just saying hypothetically.
Reader says
Hypothetically speaking, why not wire up a blasting cap to the seat to be remotely detonated?
If it is completely effective, it will save the taxpayer money in supporting these leeches, if not, it will at least prevent them from reproducing.
It’s the sort of thing they would do in their countries to target us infidels.
Jack Ridet says
Great idea!
Az gal says
Wilders is a hero. Muslums are lower than dog shit. Use their ideology on them- chop off the hand!
Anony Mous says
“Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.” – First Senator, The Tragedy of Timon of Athens by William Shakespeare
Tim h says
Stop the Muslims nicking your bike put a pig leg some where it so they can see it.
Keith265 says
Sounds like true sharia in action. Non muslims pay muslims protection money to be allowed to live peacefully.
Kat says
Sure sounds like jizya to me!
BareNakedIslam says
Sure does!
Daniel Erbstoesser says
Yeah thats how you do it and this will make all better. To crawl up the asses of the invader by giving them cheap whatever or for free. This they see as your WEAKNESS and yes after giving them your hand they take all of you and leave nothing behind except your corpse. It could be very simple just stop the politics from importing this into your country but as i see it all is wanted then i see no one saying or doing anything about it and as i write and you read the next boatload has arrived and the next and and ….. You see it will never end as long as the imports goes on so all of the articles about how they get this or that are wasted time and change nothing, no we need to change ourselves by how we vote and for all to stand up and say what we want. We the few know this and we shall stand with all patriots and all that love their country.
The Music Man says
And when they begin stealing CARS as they certainly will?
Same plan?
Even dumber than California’s plan to hand out cash to get ITS resident creatures to stop stealing from stores, flash mob attacks, etc.
Reader says
They already are.
Fight de Mold says
The western part of Europe is being dismantled by Muslims. No worries for the Muslim. Maybe if the west converted to the Muslim ideology then they could chop off the Muslim limbs. Really we are such hypocrites. Don’t we really deserve what we are getting. Wilful ignorance and stupidity has its price. The savages take full advantage. Enjoy.
The Music Man says
Not just Western Europe!
We in the U.S. are even dumber. WE had 9/11 and our response was to import tham and then ELECT them!
Can you GET dumber than that?
BareNakedIslam says
Nope.