In Islam, a fart can cancel your prayers. If you pass gas during prayer, you have to go back and clean yourself. You basically need to wash your hands, mouth, nose, then your hands up to the elbows, then pass wet hands over your hair, then your ears, and finally, you wash your… pic.twitter.com/LonydKmYad
— Brother Rachid الأخ رشيد (@BrotherRasheed) March 29, 2025
Pass out the beans
Too bad it wasn’t a stoning offence.
Smear some water around like a varmint after eating carrion. That has to be one of the most shameful poses possible.
Hinduism does not accept converts. But I’d’ want to make an exception for the most deranged of Moslames, like this one on top.
If you think God would cancel your prayers owing to a fart, something’s terribly, terribly wrong with your religious beliefs.
Hey Moslames, my message to you. Give Hinduism a try. You’re not allowed the holy cow meat, granted, but that’s probably the only religious requirement we have.
Every religion has some conditions. And we have only one.
I’m sure you Moslames can live with it. Most of you prefer lamb and goat anyway, right?
Come on Ghoulame, take me up on my offer. 1 year free supply of delicious lamb chops is on me. 😂
LOLROTF. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Serves these idiots right for sticking their asses in the air. Allahu akbarf; Allahu akbark, woof-woof; Allahu akpaw (cod is great).
C’mon, man. When they’re having their buns up ‘n kneelin’ homosexual orgies, a fart is simply to let the imam know that they’re ready, if he’ll only choose them for that day’s “imam’s choice”.
Alley-hoo-ackburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr