But rest assured, they will be the most diverse…with an emphasis on Black, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender recruits, eventually, all on the same flight, if possible.
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So this means you should only board a BA flight with a parachute from now on.
Thank you for posting!
Thanks for your great videos.
I hope the NBA will follow this encouraging example and restrict the next draft round to female dwarfs. We all need more diversity and it probably will increase the entertainment factor of their game.
I’ll fly British Airways right after I fly CAIR Airline, lay down a Mooslamic rag, and stick my ass in the air to Allah the pervert five times a day.
I definitely wouldn’t want to become a participating member of THAT “Mile High Club”.
Eeeew!
As a white man, qualified as a pilot in 1976 and living and working in S.Africa, I have found that in a modern industrial society – one of few ever established in Africa – the mass of the people operate in a culture which does not take readily to modern life, work and practices. A small minority do of course and are able to perform as well as any but they are very much the exception.
The thing about aviation, as with other technical enterprises, is that it cares not a whit for your ethnicity or diversity. Not does it care about your sexual orientation or political orientation, or how you see the world, or the pronouns you use, or your attitudes to issues of the day! The laws of physics and aerodynamics which govern the entire activity leave not a fraction of a millimetre for any departure from the one correct and safe way of operating.
Zero Tolerance is Rule #1. Any incompetence or misunderstanding will inevitably have the most serious consequences. Given the intolerance and entitlement increasingly displayed these days by many in the LBGT++++++ (whatever!) group, I predict we will see such consequences, sooner rather than later.
Nope ! not going to happen I am there with them in this lifetime and that’s a fact of my nature
Load the plane up with them and then dump it into the middle of the ocean. Sounds like a good start towards fixing the problem to me!
“Dear passengers, this is your Captain speaking. We’re experiencing some turbulence and sketchy weather. Please fasten your seat-belts unless you want to know what tossed salad feels like.
Your flight attendant, Betsy, will serve complementary candies with your beverage of choice. Feel free to suck on them while we try and figure out what went wrong with…EVERYTHING
Please don’t refer to Betsy as either he or she as that may offend Betsy’s feelings. That single act of gender insensitivity can get you arrested in case this airplane survives and makes it to London. BE NICE.
Once again, dear passengers, live long and prosper. No promises on our side. Thank you for flying British Airways.”
Hello, this is your captain speaking, Ima Dike. We appreciate your choice of Virgin Atlantic Airways. Our flight attendants will be handing out a pronoun guide with your other flight treats, and we expect no woke turbulence as we get you to you destination. Cheers from all of us queers.
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