Haniyeh was killed in his residence in Tehran when he was taking a shower. It was then that a precision guided missile hit the target, exploding inside the room and killing him.
ABOUT THE MOSSAD: Mossad is the second-largest espionage agency in the Western world after the CIA.
MOSSAD (Hebrew for “Central Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations”), one of the three major intelligence organizations of Israel, along with Aman (military intelligence) and Shin Bet (internal security). The Mossad is concerned with foreign intelligence gathering, intelligence analysis, and covert operations.
Israel might be a tiny country, but its revered spy agency – the Mossad – is the stuff of legend. While there’s so much the Mossad has done that we don’t know about (and probably never will), the missions that have been made public are mind-blowing.
The Mossad and its operatives have carried out undercover operations against enemies of Israel and former Nazi war criminals living abroad. Mossad agents tracked down and assassinated the Arab guerrilla leaders responsible for the massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympic Games, destroyed Syria’s nuclear program, and has been linked with several assassinations of Palestinian leaders in Europe, the Middle East, and North Africa.
One high-profile success, the capture in 1960 of former Nazi Adolf Eichmann in Argentina by a Mossad team and his exfiltration to Israel to stand trial for war crimes, demonstrated the agency’s proficiency in high-risk operations.
So who gets Ismail Haniyeh’s billion dollar inheritance? Any next of kin still alive? No?@Eretz_Nehederet pic.twitter.com/zDO4LlPin0
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) July 31, 2024
Whatever you say! https://t.co/GKnHCSYPJP pic.twitter.com/1sPFasVhna
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) July 30, 2024
Deck’s starting to look a little thin. #halfwaythere pic.twitter.com/YYZOrWfydy
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) July 31, 2024
A tribute to the recently departed. 🥲pic.twitter.com/QFifBlCyXQ
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) July 31, 2024
Haniyeh’s Greatest Hits:
5 minutes of Ismail Hanniyeh’s greatest hits collection, including:
“We love death like our enemies love life!”
“We need the blood of the children, women, and elderly” to “ignite within us the spirit of revolution”
“Armed resistance is the only path, Palestine is from the sea… pic.twitter.com/aWa8ev6KXh
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) July 31, 2024
The deck is looking a little thin. thats a good one and yes it says alot. my kind of humor. Time for a new deck of cards but there is none left hi hi. yo the mossad is my favorite then no matter what it is allways clean and not corrupted like other institutions like this and you all know what i mean here.
Go, Mossad! Thank you for all that you do.
He’s dead.
That’s all what matters now.
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-leader-ismail-haniyeh-falls-down-after-loud-popping-noises?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
Would love to seee what his body looked like after the attack.
Me too and by seeing it i would have the big urge to take a piss and you know what i mean here. i dont have to see this but it would be nice. To know that our forces has taken him out is enough for me then i do trust my people. What makes me happy is the new news every few days that another leader has been sent to his allah. I ask you is there any other army that can report successes in this speed..no there is not so what does that tell all of us. heres the answer we have the best diciplined and organized millitary in this world and with that we have a chance no more no less. Rock on IDF.
I love the concept of precision guided missiles.
Go lsreal! At least they do something whereas the Biden-Harris team turn around and bends over for the mad mulhas in Tehran.
great job of sending a buttlifter to paradise, have fun with your 72 boyfriends hope you have plenty of preperation h
Love that they are making headway with their “deck of cards”. Unfortunately, there are a few names that don’t appear on the list that i wish did.
Which ones?
A few here in the states, a couple of which in high ranking positions. I don’t want to get you or I in any trouble by naming names, but I believe I’ve given enough clues on two of them, and another is nothing but a cockroach. There’s 3 I believe all of you can guess, especially you Bonni.
I’m sure I can guess. 🥴
MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT THIS, I HOPE IT WORKS.
Israeli intelligence managed to identify Hamas politburo chief using WhatsApp messenger*
He was f**king using an app owned by Meta, which has a Jewish boss. Madness.
Lebanese journalist Elia Manier spoke about it. She explained that with the help of spy software embedded in the phone, the house where Hania was located was discovered, and then a rocket attack was launched from the drone.
The journalist claims that the malware used to hack Hania’s profile is produced and distributed under license by the Israeli company NSO Group.
This software gives hackers access to messages, photos, location data and even control the phone’s camera and microphone.
If this is really so, then the situation once again shows the real danger of using American software.
* The WhatsApp messenger belongs to the company Meta, which is designated as an extremist organization in Russia.
What a irresponsibility, to use a Jewish app while being chased to kill you.
https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/1818829681707077953
For some strange reason, your comments have been landing in SPAM tonight. They probably won’t after this.
That’s funny about the WhatsApp. Although I doubt that far-left Zuckerberg would do any favors for Israel.
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Great job Mossad! Wishing many, many more victories!
Perhaps Mossad was gathering intel, but the IDF conducted the missions.
Of course, the IDF carried it out. But Mossad’s intel probably located Haniyeh for them. There are Israelis in Iran who speak fluent Farsi and can pass themselves off as Iranians.
Mossad 1 Hanniyeh 0.