Calling him “Nasrallah the chicken hunter,” Arab world mocks Hezbollah over foiled attack on Israel. “The Hezbollah chicken massacre was carried out with premeditation and deliberation,” added one commenter sarcastically.
Jerusalem Post (h/t Hugh Fitzgerald) Hassan Nasrallah had been planning a colossal attack on Israel to take revenge for Israel’s killing of Fuad Shukr, Hezbollah’s second-in-command, on July 30. It was set to begin at 5 a.m. on August 25, with Hezbollah launching both drones and 6,000 missiles at northern and central Israel, including Tel Aviv and several key military bases. Instead, the IDF rose up even earlier than Hezbollah’s bezonians, and sent 100 fighter jets to attack and destroy thousands of Hezbollah missiles on their launch pads, as well as thousands of drones.
The large-scale Hezbollah attack was foiled, though the Shi’a terror group did manage later in the morning to fire 300 missiles into Israel, that did very little damage.
Following a tense morning where the IDF reportedly intercepted a wide missile attack from Hezbollah planned for the significant Shi’i commemoration day of Arba’iniyat Al-Hussain, the Iranian proxy claimed in a formal statement that all rockets and drones that were planned to take part in the attack were indeed operated and pledged to have ended its operations for the day.
Some Hezbollah aficionados lauded the attack, sharing images of damaged houses and small fires that erupted as a result of the attack. TRANSLATION: “Hezbollah’s overwhelming response today warmed our hearts May God’s peace be upon you, O honorable Mujahideen.”
رد حزب الله الغالب اليوم أثلج وشفا صدورنا
سلام الله عليكم ياسادة المجاهدين، #علي_جنوب_لبنان #علي_لبنان #الجيش_الاسراييلي pic.twitter.com/yKUGhhFcj0— محمد علي ـMuhammad Ali🇾🇪🇵🇸 (@mmdly135395) August 25, 2024
However, the relatively low-key impact and damage of the attack sparked a wave of online comments from users around the Arab world mocking Hezbollah for its actions, and focusing especially on reports of damaged chicken pens in the Galilee region.
TRANSLATION; “Hezbollah’s initial response to Israel: a chicken coop was destroyed, killing a number of chickens and chicks and breaking thousands of eggs. Damn you scoundrels, you and the Iranian Houthis, you laugh at the Arab peoples, you and the Zionists are two sides of the same coin, implementing one project and one goal.”
الرد الاولي لحزب الله على #اسرائيل
تم دك حضيرة دجاج، ومصرع عدد من الدجاجات والفراخ وتكسير الاف البيض
تبا لكم من اوغاد انتم وحوثة ايران تضحكون على الشعوب العربيه وانتم والصهاينه وجهان لعمله واحده تنفذون مشروعا واحدا واهدافا واحده pic.twitter.com/7RPKKWnndY
— احمد المسيبلي (@Ahmedmosibly) August 25, 2024
One Kuwaiti user named Fahed uploaded a picture of a dead chicken, adding cynically: “Allahu Akbar! Hassan Nasrallah’s response! Hezbollah’s response! The number of chicken injuries rose to 27 chickens, 5 of them are critically injured, with first-degree burns to the wings and beak, after the chicken pen was targeted in response to the assassination of Fouad Shukr. He says ‘Our missiles are accurate!’”
A parody account named after Syrian tyrant Bashar Al-Assad wrote “A video showing the result of Hezbollah’s response to Israel, where dozens of Israeli chickens were killed and wounded. Is it reasonable that my ally Hezbollah would respond to the assassination of the party’s top military commander by killing chickens? I will now call my friend Hassan Nasrallah to explain to him that Israel is a murderer and assassinated his leaders, not a midwife who delivered them so that he could slaughter chickens on this occasion.”
A Syrian user named Khaled added: “The chicken massacre was not a coincidence, but a strategic plan! The goal? To prevent the opponents and enemies of the ‘resistance’ from gloating after every bombing and saying ‘They didn’t even hurt a chicken.’ Hezbollah finished off the chickens and chicks with premeditation and deliberation, in order to deprive us of the pleasure of joking and mocking its response and missiles!”
TRANSLATION: The chicken massacre was not a coincidence, but a strategic plan! The goal? To prevent the opponents and enemies of the “resistance” from gloating after every bombing and saying “They didn’t even hurt a chicken.” Hezbollah finished off the chickens and chicks with premeditation and deliberation, in order to deprive us of the pleasure of joking and mocking its response and missiles!
مجزرة الدجاج ما كانت صدفة، بل خطة استراتيجية! الهدف؟ منع خصوم وأعداء “المقاومة” من الشماتة بعد كل قصف والقول “ولا جرحوا جاجة”. حزب الله خلّص على الدجاج والصيصان مع سابق اصرار وترصّد، علشان يحرمنا متعة المزح والمسخرة على ردّه وصواريخه! 😅🐔 pic.twitter.com/sNw1hntzNE
— خالد أبو صلاح – Khaled Abu Salah (@kh4syria) August 25, 2024
A Jordanian commenter added, “Iranian Hezbollah takes revenge for Fouad Shukr and Haniyeh by striking an Israeli chicken coop, killing a number of chickens?!!”
Another Saudi user named Sultan commented ironically: “Hezbollah’s retaliation against Israel following the assassination of Fu’ad Shuker struck a chicken pen where firefighting teams began to extinguish the fire. The results of the bombing: the death of a rooster, two hens, and a young chick.”
One user named Omar compared the high-ranking leader assassinated by Israel and Hezbollah’s response, showing the burning chicken pen, while another user named Adel wrote, “Hezbollah excels in its precision in killing chickens.”
Let’s all condemn Hezbollah’s attacks on Israel. What’s amazing is that even Israeli chickens didn’t run away; they stood firm on their ground and survived those rockets, while Hamas terrorists in Gaza hide like rats. At least learn from an Israeli chicken. Hezbollah should pay… pic.twitter.com/s4TygR8Z2v
— Amjad Taha أمجد طه (@amjadt25) August 25, 2024
Hartmut says
Hezbollah’s way of creating roasted chicken…..
Charlotte says
Hezbollah committed Henicide!
Some other comments from Israelis:
-“Colonol Schmeul Sanders”!
-Their “evidence” is as solid as a falafel made of sand
-Oy, a shtikel gemoreh. I just love it.
-This is a 5-minute walk from my house in Ramat Hasharon. Can literally see it from my backyard. We had a beautiful, sunny, quiet day today. No Nasrallah missiles over here. The little bastard did kill some chickens up north though
-Nasrallah! You’ve messed with the wrong Zionist Hens. We will not stop until all of your jihadi friends wake up to egg on their face!”
-Those look like some badass mothercluckers
-They even have Nazrallah in makeup and drag!
-Chicken allah Queen!
-And chickens in military uniform!
-Hezbollah fried chicken
-A chicken holding a sign saying” My children fried for the cause”!
-We will kill all the chickens next time …and kidnap the sheep and goats
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BareNakedIslam says
Love it! Thanks.
Daniel Erbstoesser says
Great way to say it, thanks for the many laughs here. Never forget while laughing that this is all a part of the worst ever to fall on us and our nations, never forget that.
Ray Jarman says
Where is the UN’s moral thugs when the poor chickens are in dire need of sympathy? Not only were the not able to flee the rockets, the poor hens and chicks were devastated. This is indeed, an act of terror.
BLR says
damn well nothing else for it the Israelis will have to provide bomb shelters for their kosher chickens ! muslims have no conscience or concept of what or who is a non combatant .
Major Tom says
Now we know why the chickens ran across the road………………
BareNakedIslam says
LOL!