Palestinian Authority daily news outlet Al-Hayat Al-Jadida then published as reality, according to a report by Palestinian Media Watch. “On the neck of each cow, they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail” in the village, the elder said.
JPost The P.A. daily further claimed that a Palestinian village elder spotted Israeli cows that are actually “recruited and trained” spies, Rushd Morrar, a Khirbet Yanun village elder, told Al-Hayat Al-Jadida on Dec. 27.
“These are recruited and trained cattle, as on the neck of each cow they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in Khirbet Yanun large and small.”
The elder added that “settlers release herds of wild boars” to destroy Palestinian crops.
This isn’t the only time a Palestinian has claimed that Israel has been using animals against them. In July 2008, a statement was reportedly released by the same Palestinian news outlet claiming that “settlers” were releasing a species of super rats immune to rat poisoning in the Old City of Jerusalem.
JPost Israelis have been bringing chests filled with rats and releasing them in the Old City’s [Arab] neighborhoods; they breed and have become a major curse,” the statement read. “The residents’ efforts to counter this infestation have failed, especially since cats run away from these rats because of their size and ferocity.
“All of the conventional efforts to kill them have not succeeded because they seem to be immune to poison and they breed in the sewers. It is known that this female rat gives birth seven times a year, each time giving birth to 20 babies; which compels Jerusalem’s [Arabs] today to face the dangers of [Israeli] settlement and the infestation of rats.”
This isn’t the only time a Palestinian has claimed that Israel has been using animals against them. In July 2008, a statement was reportedly released by the same Palestinian news outlet claiming that “settlers” were releasing a species of super rats immune to rat poisoning in the Old City of Jerusalem.
Hasan Khater, secretary-general of the Islamic-Christian Front in Jerusalem, was quoted as saying. Jerusalem Municipality spokesman Gidi Schmerling said that the report was “pure fiction,” and had no connection to reality.
Most Mossad agents are Israelis, but often the agency recruits spies from other countries who are sent to infiltrate Israel’s enemies according to the particular skills the task requires. In this case, a special agent was recruited, unlike any other in the past… it was a vulture.
Israel Today The official Saudi report determined that the “Mossad agent” was an Israeli vulture armed with photographic and “espionage” equipment. Saudi security forces were on their way to place him under arrest and take the bird away for interrogation.
It is well known that the Mossad is responsible for Israel’s security outside its borders and that the famous Israeli spy agency sometimes uses a variety of agents with different identities to infiltrate Arab countries.But in this case, the bird was innocent, not a Mossad agent at all, but a vulture with a tracking device attached to his body by the Veterinary Department of Tel-Aviv University. The department is exploring the migration of birds in the region.
MF In January 2016 an enormous vulture (its wingspan was 6 feet, 5 inches!) was captured flying over Lebanon after arousing suspicion because it had a tracker on its tail. Lebanese villagers seized the poor bird and accused Israel of training it as a spy. In fact, the bird was part of an effort by Tel Aviv University and others to re-introduce raptors to the Middle East. After a few ruffled feathers, the vulture was returned to Israel.
About nine years ago, the Egyptians caught a shark along the coast of Sinai and immediately suspected that the Israelis had sent the fish, and spread such rumors around the region and the world. “They say that the Israeli Mossad has released a lethal shark into the Red Sea in order to undermine tourism in Egypt,” the governor of the South Sinai district, Muhammad Abd al-Fadil Shusha, told an Egyptian news agency.
But wait, there’s more:Hamas naval commandos have arrested a dolphin they say was spying for Israel off the coast of Gaza. The Palestinian daily Al-Quds reports they confiscated “spying equipment” from the finned agent. Count the Mossad dolphin as the latest member of the zoological Zionist conspiracy: Israel’s neighbors have been locking up finned and feathered 007s for years now.
An Israeli spy was arrested a few days ago off the shore of the Gaza Strip, according to a report published in a Palestinian newspaper called Al-Quds. The agent in question was found diving through the waves and practicing excellent echolocation. It was, in fact, a dolphin, whose “suspicious movements” had drawn the attention of naval commandos.
Upon further investigation, they reportedly found the animal outfitted with a camera and an underwater monitoring device capable of firing small arrows. A Hamas source speaking to the paper claimed the dolphin was an agent of Israeli spy agency Mossad and had been gathering footage of their naval trainings in order to assist Israel in battling the organization’s militant wing, Eziddin al-Qassam.
In 2013, a plucky Egyptian fisherman captured what he thought was a swan wearing a suspicious electronic device in 2013. As pictures of the jailed bird emerged, it soon became clear that it was a stork. This mistaken identity did not prevent the Egyptians from accusing the French of training the bird as a spy. The bird turned out to be was in fact wearing a tracking device in order for French academics to study its migration routes.
As strange as it may sound, many people believe these reports, and some of the animals were actually executed as punishment for cooperating with the “Zionist enemy.”
Egyptians caught a shark along the coast of Sinai and immediately suspected that the Israelis had sent the fish, and spread such rumors around the region and the world. “They say that the Israeli Mossad has released a lethal shark into the Red Sea in order to undermine tourism in Egypt,” the governor of the South Sinai district, Muhammad Abd al-Fadil Shusha, told an Egyptian news agency.
Wild boars ‘weaponized by Israeli colonialism’ against Palestinians – activists “Israel is using wild boars to strengthen its colonial hold on Palestinian land,” the Institute for Middle East Understanding wrote.
The Institute for Middle East Understanding wrote. “Israeli settlers have been found to release wild boars onto Palestinian farmland as a form of abuse. These illegal settlers use the boars to pressure and intimidate Palestinians, hoping to drive them away from their lands and vacate them for illegal settlement growth.”
Charles Black says
My response would be “So what?” if this turns out to be true.
Ted says
Palestinans are truly stupid people No other people can be as mentalu deficient as they
Charles Black says
Imagine my shock hearing that marrying cousins for generations would cause intelligence defects.
Jeanne T. says
Very clever, that Mossad! Is there anything it can’t do??
BareNakedIslam says
I don’t think so.
DavidW says
Wow, it’s great having a religion that promotes paranoia.
ME Infidel says
This is what happens when cult followers believe solely in a single, perfect book that was cobbled together by a charlatan from other religious sources and pagan traditions. It’s nothing more than the Jim Jones effect only much more dangerous.
Reader says
Holy cow!
Aaaa says
Paranoia
Tim h says
They are likely that cow can’t fly coz they would be shifting on the heads off them nasty inbreeding animals shagging kids shagging Muslims
underzog says
The cows are farting excessively to bring on global warming which will bring on deadly snowfalls. That is how global warming works, eh? Those dastardly Joos.
BareNakedIslam says
Absolutely 👍
southern knight says
Typical blame Israel for not getting what they want cant resist this one bloody MOOSELEMS what next .
Bugsy278 says
This article is just more proof of the ills associated with prolonged and intense inbreeding.
BareNakedIslam says
For sure!